John Sanderson

@PapaJohnsUK 1 hour and 2 minutes to get my order... impressive!

@tescomobile Hi Zoie, that's not how the email reads, it doesn't say that if my phone isn't 4G or 5G capable it could be a problem, it says "You need to upgrade to stay connected". Someone should have done a better job of reviewing this before it got sent out.

@JohnBobUK Hi John, I am sorry you feel this way. If your phone was not 5G capable, we would send you a message, the email would just be advising you can upgrade early if you wish - Zoie

@tescomobile I'm not a big fan of the scaremongering tactics in your latest email asking if I want to upgrade early... for your information, my contract with you is on a 5G capable phone, it's even in the name. I suggest you change the wording to "You may need to upgrade".

@DairiesMcqueens how do I cancel my account? Your site just keeps giving me a phone number, I don't want to speak to you, I want to end the (poor) service.

@WillHillVegas I've had this for 3 days now but I've had no emails from you... Help!

@KFC_UKI @KFC_UKI is this what it's actually meant to look like? I had one yesterday from the Chelmsford store and it looked like I was given the mini version... the chicken wasn't much bigger than a mini fillet, absolute rip off! Never had an issue with portion sizes from you before.

Just like socks and sandals, there's a right way and a wrong way to BBQ. You don't need me to tell you that the Ultimate BBQ Burger is the right way 😏

@WSWayland Could be worth it for people with undiagnosed food intolerances: issues with certain foods are reported to present with insulin spikes.

I got asked about ZOE or any continuous glucose monitor. And honestly I don’t think it’s worth your time or money unless you have diabetes. Am I wrong?

Just want to put this out there: I've had a really really really shit day, no job should make you feel so shitty that you can't talk about your day without crying.

🏆 #DHOTYA2023 WINNER 🏆 “No Curvature” has battered the entire roster this year to be added to the history books for DHOTYA. Commiserations to “100 Person Orgy” which couldn’t get over the line.

@WSWayland Fingers crossed for you.

Mum is back in surgery tomorrow, hoping we can have her home for Christmas. Even if its so she can celebrate her last in a familiar environment. Appreciate your time with your family this year.

Purely out of curiosity I looked up the winning total of this years IPF World Masters Championships... last Sunday I totalled more than this years winner (in an IPF affiliate sanctioned competition). Feeling pretty chuffed about that.

@WSWayland Never.

At what point did you grow out of your pseudo-powerlifting phase?

@Brodyxking I'm the 5 masked assailants, and so's my wife.

I am the 5 masked assailants.

@RufusHound @00JayJayBear00 Vpn + pirate proxy.

@Myprotein December 21st

When is it time to get Christmas decorations out, November or December?

@WSWayland The Yes Press

What’s this exercise called?

@Dominos_UK your app is broken: the special app only 50% off pizza voucher is only applying to 1 pizza no matter what I do, so I'm going to have to order on the Web and pay more. Can you please fix it, next time I'll go somewhere else.

@fesshole Maybe you're a bit of a cunt?

The only time anyone ever tells me they love me is at the end of the Adam Buxton podcast.

I don't know what's up with me this morning, I've misplaced the bar 3 times this morning, including on both my top set of Bench and now on my top set of Deadlifts... need to start double-checking before lifts.

@jgrnauttraining 800kg total

Share your lifting goal for the year and make it happen!