John Carpenter

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John Carpenter

@JohnCarpenter__

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then, ah, just cut the bullshit, okay? 🦆

LA, CA Katılım Eylül 2009

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·13 Eyl

@atrupar It’s always the actual evil doers who claim everyone else are the bad guys.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·13 Eyl

wait, we did what now?

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·5 Tem

@JDVance Kiss ass.

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JD Vance@JDVance·3 Tem

“Trump was right about everything”

Karoline Leavitt@PressSec

For the FOURTH month in a row, jobs numbers have beat market expectations with nearly 150,000 good jobs created in June. American-born workers have accounted for ALL of the job gains since President Trump took office and wages continue to rise. The economy is BOOMING again and it will only get better when the One, Big Beautiful Bill is passed and implemented!

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·7 Mar

@atrupar The dumbest fuck is running this country.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·7 Mar

Trump on two astronauts stuck in space: "Maybe they'll love each other, I don't know. But they've been left up there. Think of it. And I see the woman with the wild hair. Good solid head of hair she's got. There's no kidding. There's no games with her hair."

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·1 Mar

@SecRubio @POTUS Gutless wonder

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Secretary Marco Rubio@SecRubio·28 Şub

Thank you @POTUS for standing up for America in a way that no President has ever had the courage to do before. Thank you for putting America First. America is with you!

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·21 Şub

@RPSizzle Proudly! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rock Paper Sizzle 🔥@RPSizzle·2 Eki

🇺🇸 Put America First! 💯 We have the best chance with Trump & Vance. ✅ Wear it Proudly here: rockpapersizzle.shop/pages/trump-to…

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·16 Oca

@DanielleMejiaCA Stephanie

Danielle Mejia@DanielleMejiaCA·14 Oca

Can you take a Guess?

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·13 Oca

@EdKrassen Hilarious! Trump’s bullshit platform calls sharing posts “retruthing.” More like “refucking lying.”

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Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·13 Oca

Seriously? Is this how a President acts?

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·9 Oca

@RpsAgainstTrump Mike Pence is a pussy-ass piece of shit. But we already knew that.

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Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·9 Oca

Karen Pence completely ignores the man who incited the mob that wanted to hang her husband. Good for her

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·9 Oca

@Acyn What cologne is he gonna sell with this picture?

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Acyn@Acyn·9 Oca

Trump and Obama continue their extended conversation

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·7 Oca

@ChrisCuomo I guess Chris Cuomo’s always been a dick.

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Christopher C. Cuomo@ChrisCuomo·6 Oca

...and because you have to

Vice President Kamala Harris Archived@VP46Archive

Today, I will perform my constitutional duty as Vice President to certify the results of the 2024 election. This duty is a sacred obligation — one I will uphold guided by love of country, loyalty to our Constitution, and unwavering faith in the American people.

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·26 Ara

@LisaToddSutton @joncoopertweets Cardinal Dolan can fuck himself. HARD!

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LisaToddSutton 💙🌻@LisaToddSutton·26 Ara

@joncoopertweets This is who people like the Cardinal Nolan say Trump is a man of faith. Really? What faith? The Church of the mentally deranged? WTAF

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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets·26 Ara

I realize this isn’t breaking news, but Donald Trump is seriously deranged.

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·26 Ara

@joncoopertweets Stupid voters get a STUPID president. At least I hope they end up saving a little on their fuckin eggs and bacon you stupid fuckheads.

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·24 Ara

@thehill How long has Cardinal Dolan been this high?

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The Hill@thehill·24 Ara

Cardinal Dolan: Donald Trump "takes his Christian faith seriously" trib.al/hB6FzGZ

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·22 Ara

@JoJoFromJerz God bless ‘Merica!

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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·22 Ara

The state of Arkansas ranks: - 47th in education with 81% of eighth-graders not proficient in math. - 48th for its percent of bachelor’s degree holders. - 42nd in child health, with 37% of people ages 10-17 overweight or obese, compared to 33% nationally. - And their 2nd highest in the nation teen birth rate is nearly double the national average.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders@SarahHuckabee

It’s official: Arkansas is the top state to move to in 2024!

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John Carpenter@JohnCarpenter__·22 Ara

@Mike_Pence You could have done more, Mike, to keep this shitshow from happening again.

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