John Bruce

@EvriDeliveryCom it has been 3 weeks and I am unable to locate my return, so I have LOST MONEY. Impossible to get help on the online chat or speak to a person. Terrible customer service!!?

@TicketWebUK I’m trying to get in contact as I’ve had a family emergency and looking to transfer tickets for a show today! Are you able to help please??? Thank you

Works from @CadentGasLtd are a nightmare! No gas for 2 days and counting, no notice given. On top of everything else!

@thameswater is it your policy to avoid customer services complaints for as long as possible until we give up? 4th time spending an hour on the phone to try and resolve an overcharging issue and still no engagement! When we spoke I was promised action and have received nothing!

@parcelforce 5 failed deliveries (I was at home each time), 5 long phone calls, 3 failed promises to help and still no delivery! I know these are challenging times but this really is awful customer service!!

@haringeycouncil I have repeatedly called but have been told that you are "unable" to take my call. How can I speak to someone urgently?

@British_Airways Heathrow. Thank you!

@British_Airways Hi, I've left a bag on a flight and don't know how to get it back. Please help as I left a special gift! Thanks.

@DMTWestEnd please follow me. Thanks

@DMTWestEnd still waiting for a call. Were my tickets definitely reserved!?

@Opodo_UK flights cancelled and just tried for the FOURTH time to change the dates with no success! Very unimpressed with customer service

@DMTWestEnd Please respond! Do we continue trying or do we risk paying multiple times!!?

@DMTWestEnd Should we continue to enter our details as it says on the website?

@DMTWestEnd HAving a nightmare booking London tickets for No Man's Land at Delfont Mackintosh. People keep hanging up! Terrible service!

Which comms brain of Britain in Number 10 thought: "I know, the perfect rehabilitation gig for Jeremy Hunt would be the #G4S scandal"????

INSTALLING SUMMER..... ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 45% DONE. Installation failed. 404 error: Season not valid in UK

First read of 6 delicious Peep Show scripts yesterday. Ooh, we're all in for a treat. Series 8 coming... in a bit.

Oh, and we've finished writing 7 eps of The Thick of It, to be shown on BBC2 later this year.

@jonsnowC4 Zeus, perhaps?

"April is the wettest in 100 years" says BBC website. Lucky April.