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Oliver Kahn once played in a penalty shootout against a group of 9 year olds. For every penalty scored by the kids, money was given to charity - for an orphanage. Kahn saved every single penalty. 😂😂

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@Larkistin89 @trekkiebill Sticking to a theme here

@Doctors__TARDIS Needs to start with Riker furious with the historical inaccuracy of his holodeck program bought from Quark and getting the accurate version where Trip didn't die...

We need Enterprise Season 5 next please

@JanAageFjortoft I don't think so. This WC has been very competitive with a few upsets, and that's without Italy, Chile, Egypt, NZ, Nigeria, Ukraine, Russia and more. I think we can do 48 high quality nations. I worry more for the format but willing to give it a go

The 32 teams - World Cup is perfect! So why fix something that is not broken by increasing it to 48 teams? Yes! More countries will take part at a World Cup! But I'm afraid we're diluting the best tournament in the world

@Juan007Pablo @gerhardjonker83 @Specsavers He can't, he's not got his glasses

@gerhardjonker83 @Specsavers Yeah but look at their tweets

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@RAF_Luton This is clearly fake. I know for a fact this costs £80,085, not £80,005. The admin have had a mare here

Photo of the Day: Warboats arrive at Portsmouth Boat Park ready for their renaming ceremonies. The boats will be renamed HMS (His Majesty's Ship) from the current HMS (Her Majesty's Ship) Each renaming ceremony will cost just £80,005 and last 3 days Photographed from a Canberra

@RedLeics A man very much known for his energy

Fuck off 😂 I don’t know where life ends and parody begins any more 😂 Jacob Rees-Mogg, who decried ‘climate alarmism’, to take on UK energy brief | Jacob Rees-Mogg | The Guardian theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

@NUFC_Index Very true. I'd love to see Anderson get a chance ahead of Longstaff or Willock, I think he'd thrive. But despite everything we had chances that just needed finishing. We should have been out of sight before the horrific VAR decision

@JohnFC88 Our right back created our chances and mainly through crosses and set pieces. Those players I mentioned aren’t producing anything.

Almiron, Fraser, Willock, Longstaff, Murphy and Joelinton aren’t goal scorers or producers - we’re toothless without Wilson, Bruno and Maxi in the side. Begging the latter two to stay fit! #NUFC

@NUFC_Index Fair point, I just fear having a back 4 against their front 3, plus their wingbacks, our defence would be utterly overloaded every time they attack. The only positive is their midfield is poor at the moment. I swear Howe has done 5 at the back before hasn't he?

@JohnFC88 Imagine the mess! Trying to play an unfamiliar system with a weakened team!!

Is this the team Eddie picks for tomorrow? Fingers crossed for Isak's confirmation to come through but even if it does, I suspect we'll see him from the bench. Harsh on Burn? Would you play Anderson? #NUFC

@ToonPolls Very much wish him well, but I definitely feel negatively about the deal

Timeline seems really split on the feeling towards Dubravka so let’s settle this the only way I know how. How do you feel towards Dubravka over this transfer? #NUFC

@StephenTompset2 @NUFC360 Definitely. We'll always have the odd poor performance here or there, but winning points despite that is a good sign. I wouldn't take a point if offered before the Wolves game, we have the squad to win, but I'd accept it if that's the end result

@JohnFC88 @NUFC360 That point at Brighton is looking more and more like a decent result

4/38 What’s your score prediction for todays away fixture at Wolves? #NUFC #WOLNEW

@TrekMovie As a cameo walking out of a door then waving to camera? 😉

Denise says you WILL see Tasha Yar in #StarTrekPicard season 3 but she won’t say how. #STLV

@francefootball @lequipe @BVB @realmadrid @ManUtd @ManCity Nick Pope?

Among the 2022 #BallondOr nominees! 🇨🇮 Sébastien Haller @BVB 🇭🇷 Luka Modrić @realmadrid 🇩🇪 Antonio Rüdiger @realmadrid 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo @ManUtd 🇧🇪 Kevin De Bruyne @ManCity

Nick Pope

@ChronicleNUFC Minimum 6 points, plus I want to see us really challenge City and Liverpool - don't mind losing as long as we give them a good game. Effort is key

📝 Newcastle United's first five fixtures of the Premier League season ✍️ How many points do Eddie Howe's side collect? #NUFC

@agbnufc_ Don't want him cos he's cursed! Every time I watch him play he does well, before falling foul of exceptionally bad luck. Think he scored a hat trick against Southampton last season, yet still managed to hit the woodwork more often! But seriously, all curses aside, he is quality

I see a lot of people not wanting Werner on loan because he's a bit of a flop? Can we remind ourselves how much of a flop Joelinton was until Howe transformed him? He'd be back to his RB Leipzig best.