John Harumphrys

@Steven_Swinford .@Kevin_Maguire @PaulBrandITV Martin Reynolds wrote "we thought it would be nice to make the most of the lovely weather." When the PM's principal private secretary says "we", he means him and the PM.

The worst of Gray report: * Excessive drinking, staff being sick * Partying until 4.35am on eve of Prince Phillip's funeral * Red wine on walls * Abuse of cleaning staff & security staff * Warnings about parties ignored * Martin Reynolds: 'We seem to have got away with it'

The bad news is the @BBCSounds app cannot download episodes of The News Quiz automatically or play them alongside other podcasts. The good news is that we're on The Now Show so no-one is that bothered.

@ZinckBill @stopcofra @Johnsson1701 @archer_rs Or sarkazm.

@stopcofra @Johnsson1701 @archer_rs Thats called sarcasm

"swass stickers"

What could possibly go wrong ?

@IndieChris71 @LostAlone37 @theJeremyVine It's West London. All Tories.

@LostAlone37 @theJeremyVine Yes, I have to say, from Jeremy's films, cycling in London does look pretty horrible. I like to consider myself as an experienced and competent cyclist, but I'd be wary about cycling anywhere in London that's not a fully segregated bike lane.

Is there a formula which equates the noise a car makes when it's falling apart, and the danger that same car poses? From last night.

@cycleshaz You don't.

Anyone else remember in 2012 when the news said the UK will see more frequent heavy rain for the foreseeable future?

When I was a trans man there were things I did (that I didn't want to do) and things I avoided (that I wanted) in order to pass better. I cut my hair short, not because I wanted to, but because it would help me pass better, for example. 1/x

@BWallArthur The eccentricities of other European countries rendered in eccentric British accents.

Who remembers eurotrash? Anyone able to help me explain it to people that have never seen it?

#r4today So as one journalist is shamed and pilloried for lying and making stuff up, another one becomes Prime Minister. Funny old world.

@cycleshaz Love many, trust few and paddle your own canoe.

What is one piece of life advice you would give to a 20 year old like myself?

@JayHulmePoet Ummm... it didn't happen?

@cycleshaz Hang on. Not that long ago you said you didn't have any friends.

How do you move on from a 'friend'? Would appreciate some advice. Feel free to reply or DM me. Thanks.

This needs to be a series. Not only do we have a missing pet detective agency, there's the hint of rabbit fraud and rabbit swaps. And who knew that there is a British Rabbit Council? theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/a…

@jessicaelgot I'm checking that BBC1 and BBC2 are devoting the whole evening to someone who actually did things.

@Tony80519510 @BrexileInBerlin No-one has ever called The Sun leftist remainers.

@BrexileInBerlin Really a non story. These Brits are likely to not have spent the short time getting the correct paperwork together and its is all their fault, but they deem fit to take it to the papers and the leftist remainers jump on it to further their cause.

Outrage as Brits discover that Brexit does indeed mean Brexit.

Twitter is becoming unusable for women all over the world because of consistent harassment and pile-ons from misogynistic men. April 9th Twitter Boycott. #StopTwitterHarrassment

Peter Mayle's book is being reissued under a new title "180 Days in Provence".

@lunaperla @bbclaurak

@cycleshaz E-bikes are immoral.

I'm planning on buying a new e-bike soon. Maybe in the next 2-3 weeks if everything goes well 😁🚴‍♂️ #cycling

@cycleshaz And riding means stopping to look at things, eat lunch or have a drink. All great moments.

@JohnHarumphrys I've always thought about it and will definitely take a look because it's such a nice idea to be out with other riders and have some quality time just riding!

I told my dad that I don't have any friends and he said to me "It's okay. You've got family. That's what matters most". 😢