John James

Drift protocol - incident background update

Gauss meets real life. Also - Notice how people lifting 95 already say, “Fuck it, let’s do 100” - so there’s a discontinuity point. Mathematical theory faces reality.

This scam operation 😳😳😳 - in-person visits - investing $1M of the scammers’ own money - 6 months of trust building - complete fake company with history And then: - $285 M extract on April 1 one of the wildest things I’ve ever read

Watching the CI/CD pipeline run 1800 tests for a 1-line change that fixes a typo

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

no freaking way microsoft recreate this in real life WILD 😭😭😂

So this is how Claude Code's $20 pro plan is like 🤣😂

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

The site just crossed 1,000 ETH in total claims - beautiful to see. Last night, one address released 204 ENS deeds for a total of 795 ETH claimed! a few recent additions to the site: - included TheDAO (87k ETH) - thanks for the data @0xDoubleSharp - @banteg released a cli to test any wallet locally - public API at /api - progress bar on total claims - can subscribe any address via telegram (@forgottenETH_bot) to receive notifications about claimable balances from new contract additions

@hyperdisruption @hyperbridge Let’s hold onto this for a few months and find out. @remindmetweets

@hyperbridge Hope this marketing stunt won't age like milk

🚨 We've been breached 🚨 We're working hard to fix this!

@3pa15 @VitalikButerin This is epic!

Idex, Etherdelta, DigixDAO, PoWH3D, ENS old registrar, Fomo3d, MoonCatRescue, to name a few. One address alone has 10,000 ETH locked in the old ENS registrar deeds - a deposit from name auction on governx.eth that was never released. Even @VitalikButerin has 75 ETH to claim!

Inspired by @cartoonitunes' work with @EthereumHistory, I've been digging into contracts from the 2015-2019 era to find ETH's still withdrawable but has no active frontend and isn't tracked by Debank or other portfolio trackers. 116 contracts, 76,000+ ETH, 516k depositors with claimable balance. Built Forgotten ETH to help people recover it 👇

🚨 BREAKING: GPT 5.4 rates the Claude Code codebase 6.5/10 💀 "This is not junior spaghetti. This is staff-engineer spaghetti: performance-aware, feature-flagged, telemetry-instrumented, surgically optimized spaghetti" 😭

Claude Code leaked their source map, effectively giving you a look into the codebase. I immediately went for the one thing that mattered: spinner verbs There are 187

Aave V4 is now live on @ethereum.

@TateTheTalisman Respect for that @TateTheTalisman

Being a young man is hard, fame is hard, this big shot could change or ruin his life. Don't know who he is and will not watch a kids movie, but I don't think there is anything weird looking about him. He looks like a little english boy, which is the role no? Wishing him luck.

what's even more surprising is this: Over 260,000 people from 157 countries applied for nighttime sunlight. each willing to pay $1000-5000

@Tradermayne “No more cryptocurrency trading… Do something useful for your life”

Hmm