Matt Chalk

Went to subway just now and asked for honey mustard and the guy was like “is this enough” and i said “yeah perfect” and he said “nothings perfect”. ok

@AidanCeitic_ @BradfemlyWalsh Read my follow up The guy is guilty as sin. I have closely followed the maddie case for years (including the christian updates) But they have absolutely nothing

@JohnKeysKeys @BradfemlyWalsh What a strange side to choose

I've read and watched a lot on this case and it's been obvious he killed her for a long time.

@BradfemlyWalsh Just clarifying. I think the dude is guilty as sin and have followed the case very very closely for years. But they have no physical evidence. He will not get convicted.

@BradfemlyWalsh i mean... no? they literally have nothing solid. the case will fail and he will sue for defamation.

@user29848473 @KiwiChels @BradfemlyWalsh That was an entirely different kettle of fish mate and you know that I know that

@KiwiChels @JohnKeysKeys @BradfemlyWalsh idiots don’t know what that means. similar situation in australia with a war criminal and people are saying if he’s found not guilty then he should sue for deformation lol

@LaytonGiordani please release hey girl

got a weird feeling trance is gonna make a huge comeback and be the next thing… honestly… i’m down

That moment when Wu Yize became World Champion 🤩

thursday night is pasta night. i'm particular on the penne. it's from italy. husband buys new kind. i object. he says it's also from italy. fine. i wash the pot. pasta's good. we both go: wow. so lemony. next week same new penne. not lemony. it dawns on us. maybe it was the dawn

Two hours after the climax of one of the most thrilling world snooker finals we’ve ever known, this is the scene at the Crucible. Yes, the table has gone. It’s poignant, but it’s also right. ‘What’s next?’ as President Bartlet always used to ask. #Snooker #Crucible

@DrainWalkHome this angle provided no additional context to the original tweet lol what was the point

Another angle Hoping this was a Met protestor and not a creep

Alysa Liu’s Met Gala entrance + her reaction to a dude literally jumping the fence right at her

i did it wrong

Tabs win prizes

well done wu yize absolutely devastated for shaun what a world champs

here we go...

Been watching the World Snooker Championship the last two weeks. Not seen a single player dunt their cue off the floor and say “Shot” after a good pot. Common decency has gone from the game…

this girl printed out my bikini pics to sign for ‘her and her bf’ ok I guess sure queen

nicotine

- Body dysmorphia. Ironically, the longer you go to the gym, the more you “hate” your body. Deep down, you know you are incredibly hot, but the body dysmorphia always wins. - Laundry. You basically start doing laundry almost everyday of your life. - It gets to a point you become mentally dependent on this gym. You skip 3 days in a row and it feels like you are about to run màd. - You begin to over analyze every meal. And you feel so guilty for having too much fun with food, even on your cheat days.