John O'Hanlon

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John O'Hanlon

John O'Hanlon

@JohnOmite

Shooting myself in the foot 140 characters at a time.

Manhattan, NY Katılım Haziran 2009
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John O'Hanlon
John O'Hanlon@JohnOmite·
When you kiss bae in front of the boys and they know they've lost you for good..#EURO2016
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John O'Hanlon@JohnOmite·
@BoyGreen25 Who cares about 4th rounds picks!! Lol. That’s why the jets have no depth
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John O'Hanlon@JohnOmite·
@PicksCentral @martymush Every other player could do this too. This isn't specific to him, other golfers are going to play beforehand. Tiger does this every year as well.
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Picks Central@PicksCentral·
.@martymush thinks it’s unfair that Rory got to practice at Augusta before the Masters
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John O'Hanlon@JohnOmite·
@CaptainCons Also was gifted coterie and nothing stayed in (also the blue line isn’t as blue as pampers either). Also pampers swaddles over regular pampers
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Cons@CaptainCons·
Someone gifted us a bunch of Coterie diapers They STINK. They are the most expensive and they do not keep anything trapped in the diaper. It’s such a waste Give me Pampers or give me death
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John O'Hanlon@JohnOmite·
@CaptainCons Doona+uppababy combo is by far the best if in a city or traveling a lot
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UcheMontanaempire@Uchemontanatv·
This one is trying to distract you 😄 Read it carefully: •A couple = 2 people •They have 5 sons So people who actually went for the picnic: 👉 2 (parents) + 5 (sons) = 7 people Now the tricky part: •“Each son has 7 sisters” → doesn’t mean the sisters went •“Each sister has 3 babies” → also doesn’t say they went Those details are just noise to confuse you. Final answer: 7 people ✅
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?
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John O'Hanlon@JohnOmite·
@nickwatts Bethpage is a big miss here. Most others are private and need someone to play with there
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Nick Watts
Nick Watts@NickWatts·
Looking to play a lot of golf this summer in NYC area What are some good courses I should look into in NY/NJ/CT area that are relatively accessible by train?
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Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad@parkerconrad·
Rippling launched its AI analyst today. I'm not just the CEO - I'm also the Rippling admin for our co, and I run payroll for our ~ 5K global employees. Here are 5 specific ways Rippling AI has changed my job, and why I believe this is the future of G&A software. 🧵 1/n
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
The Jets hate their fans. And, honestly, it’s not fair to Geno Smith either.
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Hayden Winks
Hayden Winks@HaydenWinks·
@szantz im saying sign him to a long term deal. the tag is pointless.
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KFC@KFCBarstool·
I am pretty surprised by these results. I know the OT golden goal is the scenario you dream in your head as a little kid, so it’s understandable. But to me THE story and THE hero is Hellebyuck. Either way, both gangsters
KFC@KFCBarstool

Would you rather be Connor Hellebyuck or Jack Hughes right now? Hellebyuck with maybe the best goalie performance ever. 46 saves on 47 shots against your arch enemy super team Jack Hughes with the OT walk off golden goal, spittin chiclets and a mouth full of blood

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Bold American
Bold American@boldamericanpod·
It’s a 🥅 Goal for Hughes 🦅 and a 🥇Gold For Team USA 🇺🇸
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Taylor Lewan
Taylor Lewan@TaylorLewan77·
Dude… we gotta do something. Our goalie is playing at such an elite level.
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
Five million YouTube viewers for Turning Point halftime right now. That’s a monster number for a live YouTube stream.
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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL a week ago INSANE
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PFT Commenter@PFTCommenter·
Thx to everyone for the birthday wishes. Im the luckiest guy in the world and love you all. My birthday wishes is u drop any San Francisco dive bar recommendations below no trolls
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John O'Hanlon@JohnOmite·
@speakeasytlkshw @EmmanuelAcho You realize almost every coach who gets hired each year wasn’t a HC prior…shouldn’t have been excited about Ben Johnson, Liam Cohn, Kyle Shannahan, lafuer etc
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Speakeasy@speakeasytlkshw·
"If I'm Shedeur [Sanders], why am I listening to Todd Monken? What have you won on an NFL level?" – @EmmanuelAcho weighs in on the Cleveland Browns hiring Todd Monken as their new head coach WE ARE LIVE RIGHT NOW, COME JOIN THE CHAT ➡️ @speakeasy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@speakeasy
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Michael Fliegelman
Michael Fliegelman@MFliegelman·
Joe Douglas and Robert Saleh wanted to keep Sam Darnold and trade down. Woody Johnson wanted Zach Wilson. Now Sam is in the Super Bowl and could very well win it while the Jets are the biggest joke in sports and probably won’t even make the playoffs until Woody sells or dies.
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