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@GregAbbott_TX You're as useless to Texas as your legs are to you.

42 years ago today, I was out for a run in Houston. A tree fell on me, leaving me partially paralyzed. My parents instilled in me the values that carried me through my darkest days: hard work, perseverance, and faith in God. Our lives are not defined by our challenges, but by how we respond to them. Some say you need a spine of steel to lead. I actually have one. And I will never stop fighting for Texas.

@TiredActor Just put up the Christmas tree already

Oh so it’s July all of a sudden? What’s next, August? Unbelievable.

@AmazingPopPod Now wait a damn minute, 😭

Did you like Art Garfunkel’s solo work? Thoughts?

@SecWar @DeptofWar @TheJusticeDept You're a God damned idiot

To leak sensitive national defense information is to betray our warriors and put them in danger. That’s why the @DEPTOFWAR and @THEJUSTICEDEPT have created a joint task force to IDENTIFY AND PROSECUTE LEAKERS.

@FinalDude78 To do what and what? Jesus am I a "boomer"? (I'm 52)

the first and (hopefully) last of my bloodline to read some bullshit like this

@cjkc_life09 Seen the video. It appeared the guy and lady were at a safe distance IMO. Nature has the final say apparently

The person who recorded this video is a professional photographer. He said the bisons initial aggression and charge was toward the white pick up truck. Thankfully, the man the bison flipped is expected to recover from a broken hip/bones. cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/11/tou…

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@LakotaMan1 IDK, thats what? 30 yards? I actually thought it was a safe distance. Ad I was absolutely wrong

Now you see why I’m always telling people to leave the fluffy cows, THE FUCK, alone.

@thedoogfather Holy Shit, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

@Wrestling80s90s The Force just whipped your ass, and thats the bottom line, Cause Darth Vader said so!

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@prodbyswaa @tonyhawktruther 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tonyhawktruther "Weighing in at a combined weight of 1 thousand 200 pounds! From Columbus Ohio, The Ramaswamy Tsunami!"

The Vivek Ramaswamy campaign in Ohio is producing some amazing images

@SomaKazima2 Charges not been determined?! 81 is a long time, take them out back and well....you know

Old people really need to stop driving or need to be retested smh

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO. Watch the new teaser trailer now. In U.S. theaters November 6. From director Takashi Yamazaki.

@SomaKazima2 No rhythm, just bouncing around 😭

Oh he just salted their cracker with that one finger!

@WWE I just know Seth was biting on his tongue hard as hell to not bust up laughing

Brother was on a roll, brother! 😂

@Fecisr What a chud. Totally embarrassing

Hahahahaha didn’t flinch one bit

@WUTangKids Trump gives the "Eddie Mush Luck" to any team he roots for

No idea who this guy is but he’s on point….no lies detected!

@LuisValLe_A Now do Seattle

Mientras tanto en el Estadio Azteca…

@MLFootball He was paid off

THE UNITED STATES GOALKEEPER LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE CLOWN OUT THERE. ONE OF THE BIGGEST CHOKE JOBS IN RECENT SPORTS HISTORY. 😳😳😳

@FishingnWeed KC is getting balls

That's an erection if I ever seen one