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John Ted

@JohnTedK

Just an old fashioned guy living the simple life

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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JT@jiratickets·
living with a woman is genuinely insane it’s like having a semiconductor fab in your house but for coffee and pastries
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@RobbiePasquale @jiratickets I'm wondering what keyboard layout are we looking at? Are we debating an AI image with an imagined AMD sticker and nonsense keys? There's a control, maybe function, windows, alt, then a space bar labled like a ﷽. Shift isn't even eligable and who keeps photos there?
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@RobbiePasquale @jiratickets It looks like Kringle, a danish pastery around fruit or nut filling with icing. I don't think his lady actually made it because who the fuck makes Kringle?
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@ZaidJilani Never heard him talk before and now I get why everyone thinks he's brain damaged.
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Zaid Jilani@ZaidJilani·
John Fetterman trying to explain why he thinks cultured meat should be banned. I guess he couldn't just say he's corrupt and doing the work of Big AG and factory farmers, but man this guy is not well. Rare W to Bill Maher for challenging him.
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cam@spitemeter·
@JohnTedK @meowingabyss where do parody accounts pretending to report on prediction markets slot in
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@MeatFriday @chibbqk1ng Fully agree. Tomato adds nothing but wet bullshit mass to this (also many sandwiches). Big tomato doesn't want you to know this but tomatoes are dead weight on nearly every sandwich.
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Patrick Thornton@MeatFriday·
@chibbqk1ng There is one improvement to this: remove the tomato and add…another hot dog, which is of course the all-time greatest topping for a hot dog.
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Titus Pullo@chibbqk1ng·
Whoever said perfection can never be achieved, never had a Chicago dog.
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Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine·
The 76ers might be in the most insane run of “eh they’re decent” in basketball history
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@fballforeverhq Some guys really train since their childhoods to try to be an elite athlete, actually make it against all the odds and still for some reason think "I bet I'd really kill it as a rapper too"
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Football Forever@fballforeverhq·
EXCLUSIVE: Raiders star DE Maxx Crosby released a new song titled “PlaqueBoy Maxx”, and it’s now available on all platforms 🏴‍☠️ (🎥: Maxx Crosby) How do you rate it?
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@XJosh Keep ignoring the real question, troll. Why did the woke left make him do this?
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Josh@XJosh·
Imagine deleting something made by, and then lying directly to, your own friends. Only because you're so afraid of all the dumb shit you said yourself. It wasn't his to delete. Dankula and Bearing made it with him. Now who the fuck will ever work with him? Dented troglodyte
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@MikeyNohMore "Every culture is equal and valid" people when someone tries to actually preserve their traditional culture by living it (It's not hyper-consumeristic western neo-liberalism)
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Mikey NohMore@MikeyNohMore·
Being "Conservative" about your genocided people's culture is apparently as much a flaw as being a prince obsessed with trying to capture/kill you so he can be redeemed in the eyes of his people who genocided yours.
Lavader@Lavader_

Another Leftist video essay banger

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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@smackfrank Surely those sandals are walking to a place of peace and prosperity!
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Frank Edward@smackfrank·
The bald man's gleam is the closest thing to a halo in this mortal life...
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
This entire argument is stupid (all GOAT/overrated conversations are, be it sport or art or anythign else) and just fueled by low-IQ haterism on both sides of whatever false dichotomy is prestented. It's instigated only by people who want engagement for Elon bucks. It's tiring
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It’s a pretty flawed framework that views even the greatest rappers (who mostly only write lyrics) as better songwriters than great singer-songwriters who write both the lyrics and music to their songs.

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Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2·
What is this videogame genre called?
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John Ted@JohnTedK·
@TrevorOfficialR I don't think anyone has ever pretended to read Never Let Me Go. It's a great book, underrated, and an easy read. I've never heard anyone talk about it like it's supposed to be some standard literary canon thing. All I get from this is book store workers need to be stopped
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