John Wilson

@FarRightAlan what you saying?

GOAL: Hull City 2-3 #BristolCity, Brownhill 89. #HULvBRC

Only Waitrose

@EE Does that mean I may actually get a discount or I will just be giving you an oppo to give the normal sales spiel? Yes or no please Adam

@EE I am an EE broadband customer, and before I choose a cheaper competitor, was wondering if you offer discounts for us on mobile deals?

@RefurbPhone I bought a HTC One m8 off you a month ago and I have a fault with screen - how do I claim warranty?

Shit. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.

For those who are keen to donate items for the refugees on Tuesday at The Ashcombe School from 4-7pm, Take Note!

Dear anyone in my lessons, Sorry in advance for annoying you with my brand new cough tomorrow.

Evan Davis = life

#ResultsDayExcuses Brendan Rodgers said I showed great character

The pessimizm is reel #resultsday

Let's be honest, Inside Out is just a bad Nina and the Neurons.

Why are we getting destroyed by players from the Japanese 2nd division? #engvslov

Watching #Doctors has become some kind of study leave tradition

SEPPS GONE!!!!!!!

.@FIFAcom: Remove Sepp Blatter From The FIFA Presidency change.org/p/fifacom-remo… via @UKChange

Despite it being so expected, it doesn't make it any easier to get over. #fifacongress #4000deadworkers #corruption #moneytalks #depressing

FRANTIC scenes in FIFA Headquarters this morning! #FIFAarrests amp.twimg.com/v/ae96f79c-23a…

Sore throat life