John fenwick

@joeburton69 @BigLez67 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BigLez67 @Johnboyfen

it’s coming home

@joeburton69 @BigLez67 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BigLez67 @Johnboyfen

offically puttin my name forward for PM. manifesto below. change starts with your vote. #LezForPM

@theRealEnzoMac @joeburton69

Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joeburton69 @insultsrare 🤣🤣🤣

@insultsrare @Johnboyfen

no way 😭

@BigLez67 @joeburton69

saturday. home. missed tea. lass looks at me in disgust. tells me to clear the table. took a bit of a run up but i did it.

@BigLez67 @Russia @joeburton69 big lez is on the attack

pissed me right off this has @russia am the last man ya want against ya on the front line. i once chinned an alpaca. i walk through doors sideways. have a high score of 958 on them boxing machines. am quick. nimble. devlishly good lookin an a nightmare for any opponent. back off.

@BigLez67 @joeburton69

sunday. feel like shit. haven’t left bed. multiple bottles of budwieser filled with piss to my right. ordered takeaway. been 45 mins. still not here. on phone to shop. called them filth. order cancelled. fuckin joke. just gunna have tin of lentil soup instead. tea of a champion.

@hannylecko70 @bootlegger1974 @joeburton69

@BigLez67 @joeburton69

storm ciaron can fuck off like. thinks he’s the big man. let is tell ya now he’s not. a don’t give a fuck about a bit of water. a make lasses wetter in the disabled cubical on a friday night. i once fingered a bird so fast i got friction burn on my fingers. not in the mood for it

@joeburton69 @BigLez67 🤣🤣

@BigLez67 @Johnboyfen

@joeburton69 @BigLez67 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BigLez67 @Johnboyfen

throwback to the happiest day of my life when i bought a family of 5 from bloke in thailand. love them so much.

@NoContextHumans @joeburton69

@BigLez67 @joeburton69

@LennyDavenporte @joeburton69

RIP Lez Twitta! deverstated isnt the word. made one of lens famous comperlashon. to mark lez leavin. #gonebutnotforgotten

@BigLez67 @joeburton69 it's a sad sad day

on a random breezy monday at 8 bells in the morning leslie davidson retires from twitter. would say it’s been a pleasure but yas are all cunts an me slazengers are getting too worn. good mornin. goodnight an farewell

@fesshole This you @joeburton69

I am big unit who puts so much effort into having a crap that I have been known to break a toilet seat or two in my time. At the last count, I had busted more than 15 seats in shitters across Europe.

@BigLez67 @joeburton69

am back

@joeburton69 @BigLez67 Cant wait to see what Christmas day brings 🤣

@BigLez67 @Johnboyfen

christmas eve. aldi. last minute shop. bump into ex. she’s with the new fella. got my kids. i have a go. kids cower behind new fella. he fires back. i swing. he drops. kids in tears. ex screaming. blood on my xmas slazengers. fuckin sick. goin home for a tinny. not in the mood.

@BigLez67 @BritishGasHelp @joeburton69

@BigLez67 @joeburton69

a will fucking swim the english channel an stamp on every baguette in sight if a have to