Johnny Goode, PT, DPT

@IMAO_ 😂 what a weirdo

Everyone assumes this picture of Buttigieg is him eating a chicken wing, and that's because he's biting in a way to engage his "rip-the-flesh-from-the-bone" front teeth, so we fill in "chicken wing" to make it make sense. But what he is actually eating is a small piece of a cinnamon roll, and our brains just can't comprehend biting into a small piece of dough that way. It's like an alien took over a human body and is unfamiliar with the subtleties of how it works.

@pepsi Coke Zero and pizza

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@electionsjoe Debatable x.com/opensourcezone…

Wisconsin craves a progressive candidate

@MayorFrey I’m sure many MN residents were excited to lear about this!!!!

Big news!  We are officially bidding to bring the NFL Draft to Minneapolis in 2028.

@DylanDoubly Too bad they don’t have a roof

tough forecast for the cubs opener on thursday

@Vikeologist I leared recently there are a bunch of empty buildings no longer being used as daycare fronts

I love this but where are they going to put that many people?

@Den_zel21 @MySportsUpdate Or MN will be lit on fire. Either way it’ll be lit

@MySportsUpdate 2028 NFL Draft wiil be lit on Minnesota

Minnesota has officially put in a bid to host the 2028 NFL Draft. Pittsburgh will host next month, Washington is set for 2027, and 2028 is still available.

@MySportsUpdate When will be lear who is chosen to host 2028?

@Rob_Shenanigans Just show them this youtu.be/_de3HJvO-N8?si…

There is a staggering amount of hate comments in this thread from tiny dick insecure incels who can’t physically handle the fact that women can do impressive things in sports too. “But but the ball is bigger!” STFU loser.

The rubber in MLB is 60.5 feet to the plate. The rubber to the mound in women's softball is 43.0 feet. This pitcher throwing 79.4 MPH to the hitter is the equivalent of a MLB hitter facing a 112 MPH fastball.

@Rob_Shenanigans youtu.be/_de3HJvO-N8?si…

@thumbofgarand @Rob_Shenanigans youtu.be/_de3HJvO-N8?si…

@Rob_Shenanigans Ball is bigger, easier to see, and will have a lot less movement in general. So, I think it would ultimately be easier to hit 70-80mph in softball than 95-105 in baseball. 2 COMPLETELY different sports.

@Rob_Shenanigans It’s also moving up in softball instead of down in baseball It’s a much much much harder ball to hit. Sports science proved this years ago with Jennie Finch

@BeerlyFootball Caleb Williams

Name an overrated NFL QB ⬇️

@DBro_FFB Gonna age like what’s his face having Chase as his WR6 in the class

My 2026 WR Prospect Primer Drops next week. I figured I’d drop my Top 5 WRs Early:

Iranian demands for end to the war include the closure of all U.S. bases in the Gulf, guarantees of no further attacks, an end to Israeli strikes on Hezbollah, the lifting of all sanctions on Iran, war damage reparations, and no restrictions on its missile program. - WSJ @Faytuks

@MarchMadnessWBB This is the clip that goes with this sentence? Surely there’s a better highlight than a player basically making a warmup style layup with minimal defense

There's no stopping her 💨

@DavidMKeyes 🤣 this is gold

🚨 Breaking: Iranian general Peasout Muthafaqhas has fled Iran. Major blow to regime.