Jon B. Games

@SECGov Is there anyone left in D.C. who is not blatantly corrupt? FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.

Today, the Commission issued an order allowing broker-dealers to pledge a diversified basket of Russell 1000 and/or S&P 500 equities as collateral when borrowing securities. More info below. ⬇️

@NYKrant wouldn't have been, and he for sure didn't calculate that

Mullins was smart- he grabs that bal a second earlier, could be a backcourt. He let it bounce before touching. That kid is a gamer man.

@Cobratate That's because you actually want to be with my younger brother. dumb bitch.

Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you. She wants to be with me. Because I’m richer and more famous than you are. Luckily for you - I don’t want her.

@JesterJum this stupid fucking argument again. jfc

Maybe groceries are so expensive because 42 million people get theirs for free 🤔 Just a thought.

@MarchMadnessMBB Karma's a bitch

Carlos Boozer waving goodbye to the St. John's fans 👋 #MarchMadness

@AngelMD1103 The judge should be publicly flogged

This got awkward FAST… ⚖️ During a remote court hearing, an IT technician tried to fix an audio issue and casually joked it was a “false alarm.” But the judge didn’t take it lightly at all—he immediately asked to speak to the technician’s supervisor. What seemed like a small comment quickly turned into a tense moment in court. Do you think the judge overreacted, or should professionalism be taken that seriously in a setting like this?

@mcuban What a fucking disappointment you're becoming. His points are all valid. You're deflecting with bullshit.

Let me help rephrase for you Bernie. Need a loan for college so you can party for a semester and drop out? Taxpayers will loan you money for it. Need an SBA loan for your business ? Taxpayers will guarantee it. For a house ? Taxpayers will guarantee it. And local gov will give you money for your first down payment ! Get sick or are in an accident and you can’t afford your deductible, insurance company denied prescribed care or are uninsured ? You are on your own 😤 Let me add Bernie, the one debt not a single one of us will ever pay off till the day we die ? Our health insurance premiums And before you go in and on about single payer, ask @claudeai to take a look at your proposed Single Payer legislation. You want the Sec of HHS to run it. You can’t have a political appointee run an apolitical position And you expect every provider and doctor to accept whatever rate is set by Medicare. Big hospitals don’t know their costs. They couldn’t do a BOM for any procedure. They have negligible transparency. If they don’t know their costs, and you don’t know their costs, how is it possible for taxpayers, caregivers and patients to get a fair deal ? And the concept of “every other country does it “ ignores the fact that they all converted decades and decades ago, long before you and your peers allowed the extreme vertical integration we face now. Which leads to the question. @BernieSanders , why have you not advocated for the Break Up Big Medicine Bill ?

@BaseballBros 100%

Was it justified that Chas McCormick took 99 MPH to the back after this?

@adamcarolla You continue to redefine what it means to be a whiny, idiotic loser.

You no kings assholes better go find a fucking mirror

@Budgetdog_ Drunk driving is a selfish move by irresponsible assholes. Fuck anyone who does it.

Pray for Tiger Woods 🙏 He’s human like us all. He’s dealing with things you cannot fathom. Support him ❤️

@AriFleischer what's it like to have everyone hate you and have no real friends? Fucking stupid bitch.

I’m reliably told he routinely flys first class. Socialism works well for hypocrites.

I just don't like Mookie Betts batting 3rd anymore. He's done nothing to deserve that spot for 2 years. #Dodgers

@RedWavePress MAGA are all confirmed pieces of shit

Actor Josh Duhamel: “Just because you have a platform doesn't mean you get to preach to everybody.” Megyn Kelly: “Ahh, thank you! Tell that to the Oscars.” Josh Duhamel: “I spend a lot of time in the Midwest, so I get to see what they actually think about us, and they’re not afraid to tell me.” “About 10 years ago… [a buddy] meets me at the airport with a t-shirt that says, ‘Nobody cares what actors think.’ And I was like, ‘D*mn that’s really funny. That’s really good.’” 
“That has always stuck with me because it’s true.”

@adamcarolla STFU moron

I always knew he was a douche

@TRice65227 @Acyn STFU moron

@Acyn She wants to legalize schedule 1 drugs? Like Crack? Thats her plan. Goodness she’s an imbecile.

AOC: Schedule I drugs are supposed to have no potential for medical use and a high risk for abuse and addiction. What are some examples of Schedule I drugs? Dasgupta: Cannabis, LSD, ecstasy. AOC: Is there zero evidence that they have no potential medical application? Dasgupta: I think the medical literature is clear that they do have clinical benefits. AOC: So right now, our law says that these drugs have zero medical application, but the science says something else.

@backcountryMAGA @hippojuicefilm shoots jizz on his boyfriend

@hippojuicefilm Who cares how gay it looks. I bet he shoots better than you. All that matters.

This is the most cringe and gay cowboy larping I have ever seen. It makes Brokeback Mountain seem like Tombstone in comparison.

@ShaunMorash Sebastian Maniscalco and Jo Koy

Is Bert Kreischer the least funny successful comic of all time?

@SportsCenter Can't believe they would treat an almost military veteran with such disrespect.

PAUL SKENES PULLED IN THE FIRST INNING 😱 After giving up five runs and throwing only 37 pitches, Skenes fails to make it out of the opening inning in the first start if his season 🤯

@Friar_Baguette What a loser thing to say

“If you ever want to question my recruiting abilities, just look at my wife Jordan” - Bryan Hodgson. UNREAL

@SenTedCruz The sad thing is, Republican voters are dumb enough to fall for bullshit like this every damn time.

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.