John Myers

@memechaotic I always set my alarm for my normal school time the first day of summer vacation, just so I could turn it off and go back to sleep.

That's genius.

@bprintco I’m an insulation contractor & run into this more times than I care to remember.

I just mistakenly underquoted a job. Was in a rush getting to the next quote and fat fingered a 2 instead of a 3. Lady emails me back right away and says we're 3x higher than her other quote. I quoted $2700 and it should have been $3700. She says she got one for $900 You guys... this job could either be done one of two ways... Either you do it by hand and it's going to take a team of 5 guys over a week to do it. Or you have a specialized remote control forestry machine and you can do it in a couple days. We're the only company in the city that does residential that has one. $900 is less than the depreciation cost of this machine for this job even if someone else did have one. So one of these things is true... Either she's about to get scammed out of a deposit, someone is going to try and use a CTL and get themselves killed, or she found someone who has no idea wtf they got themselves into 😂 🤦‍♂️

@Amer1can_Barbie Anybody got eyes on Maverick?

Asking for a friend….

@RIFT_589 @GigaBasedDad Confirmed, live in AZ, still a Texan!

@GigaBasedDad Also, any Texan that gets relocated to another state will always identify as Texan no matter how long they live in another state.

To understand the Texas mindset you need only ask one question

@clowfb After the 2005 Cotton Bowl, I have the same reaction.

Somewhere in the back of the kid’s head, he’s hearing the late great Larry Munson grumbling, “There’s that song again, that horrible song.” That was always Munson’s reaction the first time he would hear “Rocky Top” from the Tennessee band after settling into the broadcast booth.

@Viralfizz I’m an insulation contractor, for Grade 1 work you cut for boxes, fill behind and split the wires.

Stuffing behind the box = correct. Cutting it for the wire? Brad’s not 100% sold.

@wcabbate @FortyAcreVibes @InsideTexas It has BigSouthwest Energy

@FortyAcreVibes @InsideTexas A&M playing OU and Texas playing Arkansas before that last game is brutal on short rest.

Texas 2026 Football Schedule- -Texas State -Ohio State -UTSA -@ Tennessee -BYE -Oklahoma (Dallas) -Florida -Ole Miss -State -@ Mizzou -@ LSU -Arkansas -@ Texas A&M @InsideTexas

@wcabbate @byBDavis Instead, Kentucky will come to Kyle for the 2nd time before we go there. So let’s just play them this year….

@byBDavis It’s amazing to us as well.. We’ve also never played in Lexington. You’d think one of those two things could’ve been addressed.

My two major thoughts on the 2026 SEC schedule release: 1. Texas at Tennessee will be wild on Sept. 26. 2. The SEC can fix the Georgia-to-Kyle Field issue but just won't. It's amazing to me Georgia-A&M isn't a thing next year.

@loslonghorns_ Better QB? Probably Applewhite given the style and systems of the two. Better Leader? Bucky by a long shot.

@emilyofeasttx I didn’t get drawn in AZ for elk or mule deer 😢

@emilyofeasttx Send me some venison!

@TheKellenMond Prescott, Arizona

Where are we watching the Texas A&M game tomorrow? Houston, TX 📍

@emilyofeasttx Family cabin. So many memories. Am now able to share it with my boys.

@JohnnyBonfire Southwest Colorado clears most

I’ve fly fished a lot of places- Mexico, Montana, Keys, Bahamas, Colorado.. but when the bite is on at the Texas Gulf Coast….

BTFOt.u.

@emilyofeasttx That would be a really different sentence if you traded that “O” out for an “I” 😂

“MOM HAND ME THE KNOCKERS I SEE A BOAT” (binoculars smh)

@AmandaMAtwell Can we compare our Florida games? Or Mississippi State?

lol

@emilyofeasttx No way you needed a new cabin filter

so where’d I get scammed ?

@billyliucci @alison_renner To be fair @billyliucci if we played 7 straight SWC games, it would be the equivalent of playing Sanford

@alison_renner Samford. After seven straight SWC games. Plus a (winning) road trip to South Bend. All in a row. A needed break before playing a fourth top-25 road game.

Hey does anyone know who TAMU plays this weekend

@billyliucci @AmandaMAtwell I’m graduated high school in Lubbock (started in Austin), have Tech family members. My father FTAC ‘75 was the pm on the first round of renovations in 2000, I’ve had to live this every day for 25 years.

@AmandaMAtwell I made the mistake of wading into it this week 🤦🏻‍♂️

Me watching the Tech and A&M beef: