Johnny Morris

@Power_midget Giggle, stomp my feet point and run away

You see me on a train wdyd?

@SandyofSuffolk I'd bet half of it blows out of un-netted roll-on-roll-off containers shipping waste around. See this daily.

I've driven up the A14 and A1 today. The rubbish and litter in the grass verges along these roads is horrendous. I've never seen it so bad. What's wrong with people in this country? No pride, no sense of right or wrong. Lazy, dirty scruffs. Does it really hurt you to keep your rubbish with you and put it in a bin at your destination?🧐

@stormcab @sainsburys 'Oh no, the stupid plastic tab snapped off'

Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????

@Matt_Pinner Full house

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@ChampMcCall Saw that, thought the same. CPS is a joke.

2 hour police chase. Finally stopped, car full of weed. All fucking filmed for Channel 5. “The weed’s mine, I admit it. I don’t care.” CPS: no further action due to lack of evidence. Country’s finished.

@AutoPap Current s-class is nothing special.

Once upon a time Mercedes were the pinnacle of quality and desirability. Apart from the S Class what class LEADING car do they now make? I can’t think of any. Even their headline sports car was beaten by a Defender in the recent Evo tests.

@veedubhev Only electric cars i like

To all those who worked for Polestar R&D I feel your sense of loss as the doors closed for the last time today.However,you should be incredibly proud of what you have created & achieved. What a team,what a car! Wishing everyone all the best for their futures❤️ #BritishEngineering

@luneafaw Good job there was no live rail!

She 🎀 didn’t take her eyes off him 🥹 Her instincts were on point. She hit SOS before he even fell no hesitation🫡

@GBNEWS MPs are just puppets for those up the chain

'Can we believe anything that this bloke says anymore?!' Andrew Pierce hits out at Keir Starmer for appointing 25 new Labour peers in the House of Lords despite his manifesto pledge to abolish it entirely. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

@Keir_Starmer Yep, keep the gaslighting coming

This Labour government is making your energy bills cheaper.

Nails and coffin come to mind.

@Jenny_1884 Because kids are not attaining the same level of education by 16 than they used to, and, the world is a much more complex place with fewer low-skilled jobs available in the UK, so kids need to enter the world with a higher level of education than ever before to have a chance.

Why is school leaving age 18yrs unless you go to college. It used to be 16yrs Give kids the choice if they want to leave & get a full-time job let them.

@ListerLawrence Gut and map out surely?

DPF HELP: I need a DPF filter for my L405 2017 Range Rover 4.4 TDV8 with ad blue. JLR are quoting £4700 but it’s on back order with no date on delivery. Can’t find any aftermarket ones - can anyone point me in the right direction please?

@DVSAEnforcement Cable will be cut off, and new registered keeper by the morning...

Driver has a lot on his pallet & nails it (again)⬇️ ✅Same driver ✅Same load ✅Overweight ✅Still only a provisional driving licence ✅No insurance 💥Seized by Police💥 When life gives you pallets👉ow.ly/bFJQ50XnENt #DVSA #RepeatOffender #NonCompliance

@elonmusk Divide, conquer, control - thats the game at hand everyone. Never forget, it's all engineered

Civil war in Britain is inevitable. Just a question of when.

@Artemisfornow Yeah go for it... sales of grinder cutting discs will soar over night. Kiss goodbye to your precious roadside cameras. We've got to grow a pair as a nation and push back against this authoritarian BS!

Pay per mile possible in the budget. All car drivers would pay for how much they drive and when they drive, paying more at peak! meaning…. It will hit WORKING PEOPLE the hardest! Those outside of the London commuter belt have no choice but to drive to work. Utterly mad 🤡

@PhilMyers53 No one expects a government to 'fix' everything over night. What we do expect is them to work for the benefit of the UK population, which they very much aren't. Unless you're into communism of course?

Sounds like some need a reminder Labour were elected with a stonking majority because of what happened over a 14-year period It CANNOT be fixed in 14 months Labour for a GENERATION #TenYearKeir

@ClarksonsFarm1 👤

The new government department has officially launched. 👎🏼

@Keir_Starmer '...and ive been told to do so as a priority over everything else going on, by those who pull my strings, otherwise i shall find my head on the chopping block.'

I will do everything in my power to guarantee Jewish communities the security they deserve.

@basilthegreat @SuperMad6gazil I wonder if this manufacturer has let this slip earlier than they should? I wouldn't be surprised if a load of food manufacturers have been told to calc and include this from a certain date, but embargoed under an NDA or something?

WE'RE GIVING CARBON SCORES NOW TO OUR SANDWICHES? "Eating this uses 8.1% of your Daily Dietary Carbon Allowance" How long before this score is attached to your Digital I.D? I have no words. This country is f**ked. [📷@SuperMad6gazil]