Johnny Astronomical

WHAT

@MaxVelocityWX I live in Tx, idk about the entire state, mostly crackheads and debutantes around Dallas.

What are we doing in Denton, Texas 😭

@jasminstclaire @jcwlunacy He's 45,792

Happy birthday to the duke himself #violentj & thx for the opportunity you gave me @jcwlunacy !

@OfficialEGO @WWE You're a bit illiterate

Now that All Ego is on #WWERaw … I actually suggest MUCHO miedo, kiddos.

@OfficialEGO @WWE

@DanhausenAD @GraysonWWE

Thank you OBAHAUSEN Goodbye @GraysonWWE

@MaxVelocityWX Have you heard that Jesus got nailed to a couple of magic pieces of wood 3000 years ago, now you can do anything evil and he will erase it

Hopefully this doesn't happen, but the DFW metroplex could be under the gun for some GIANT hail and a strong tornado threat later today...

@DanhausenAD @mikethemiz Fuck Christianity, like some 3000 year old got nailed up to some magic wood and excuse your evil..

@mikethemiz Take Danhausen to the Masters with you

Actually it wasn’t.

@jasminstclaire @reviewjournal Did you hear some guy 3000 years ago got nailed to some magic wood, no you can be all evil an he'll make it Ok

Omg.. tragic .. no details Man last seen in Las Vegas for WWE event found dead lvrj.com/post/3793582 via @reviewjournal

Off The Rails! with Micky Lynn x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@jasminstclaire @MickyLynnXoXo I cannot find any decent movies you were in online. Decided to search for them, only found 1 clip of you and 3 guys.

Off the rails returns tonight for a returning guest @MickyLynnXoXo 830pm est youtube.com/live/uBW2y214C…

@Mrwhosetheboss I love Motorola

Tech companies are basically lying to you: - They compare their new products to ones released MANY years ago (to make it as confusing as possible to figure out how much has actually changed this time) - They invent new specs that mean absolutely nothing (like how much zoom their phone cameras can do) - They write “up to” just before telling you how much their new product has improved by (so you can’t sue them when you don’t get those numbers) And a LOT more So, I decided it was time to break it down with @MKBHD on YouTube - video live now

@dustyslay @GrindeOptions My ex girlfriend pays most of the bills, cause she still thinks we're dating..

@dustyslay @GrindeOptions I'm living on $265 a month.

Living off $8,000/mo in America is probably borderline poverty level and that’s scary because there are many people out there living below that income threshold.

@dustyslay @WorkElizab I got a couple old guns, my body kinda. Aging in reverse though cause of adaptogenic mushrooms.

@WorkElizab My body

??

@FallonTonight @PetesWeed @netflix Why'd you shoot up the Correspondents dinner ?

Pete Davidson is here to talk his new podcast The Pete Davidson Show on @netflix tonight! #FallonTonight