Dr. Johnny Silvers

@therealmcnair Not enough microplastics getting into my balls from this product 0/10

Based on the extensive feedback from people who have never owned, worn, or touched one of our shirts, we’ve decided to actually make a polyester shirt. Details: -Collar will contain heavy metals, known for their ability to remain completely rigid and never naturally move. -We will be using a heavyweight polyester blend specifically designed to minimize breathability, though it will technically “wick.” -Extremely aggressive European fit. Shirt will be cut slightly above the naval. -We’re adding patterns. Hundreds of microprint patterns of completely random nonsense. Tacos wearing sunglasses, flamingos getting hammered, hotdogs riding in golf carts, just shit that makes absolutely zero sense. -Manufactured as far away from America as reasonably possible. Most likely Pakistan. -Lastly, it will contain an unnecessary amount of logos. We should be able to make it for less than $5, retail will be $125. We expect this to do extremely well!

@iJordanMoore MSG has history just none of it is Knicks related 😭

The Mecca’s of each major 4 sport… MLB: Fenway Park NFL: Lambeau Field NBA: Madison Square Garden NHL: Belle Centre There shouldn’t even be a debate.

What can a man even do for fun anymore jeez

@iamrahstradamus My culture is not your costume

White people have to be stopped with this shit. Please learn the culture of the people who play the game you’re covering. Black men don’t give a shit about your favorite baseball teams when wearing a fitted. Out of all the questions I could have asked Harden after tonight, this would have never crossed my mind.

Happy Mothers Day to Mrs. Samuel

@barstoolsports Boring fight crowd are the real losers

“AND NEW” SEAN STRICKLAND DEFEATS KHAMZAT CHIMAEV #UFC328

@HabCorpLinguist Easy ass test

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.

@Saquon_szn_ @BronxBmbrz Brewers are in last.

@BronxBmbrz Legitimately keep forgetting they’re back in trop, they have zero motion

How does an entire mlb team not even get 700 likes on a post

@BaseballWRLD_ If Aaron Judge played 1B/3B for a lot of his career he would have negative war

Aaron Judge is going to pass Miguel Cabrera in career War within the next couple months. Aaron Judge has played in 42% of the games Miguel Cabrera did in his career.

@MLBTheShow @ellylacocoa18 @Reds @Rojos @MLB @MLBDominicana Comments on every post flooded with we have too many switch hitters…. Fuck it lets drop another switch hitter

De Sabana Grande de Boyá, aquí viene ⚡Elly De La Cruz⚡! 🇩🇴 @ellylacocoa18 Add your ⚡April Lightning Spotlight player⚡ today at noon PT.

Oh wow it is beautiful outside and the fresh air is great let me roll up a joint with my poor people weed and make it smell awful for everyone around me!

@cody_knudson_ @god_kn0ws_ @Neil_McNeil Just say your not cool and no one wants to hang out with you

@god_kn0ws_ @Neil_McNeil Idk what circles you run in, but no one in my life does cocaine

Baby they’re not having a cigarette back there be so fr

Always interesting to remember 98% of humans don’t possess the ability for critical thinking or reasoning

New job negotiations seemed to have broken down after I requested a per diem for office slopes

@TBTimes_Rays @RaysTheRoofTB I’d rather my tax dollars be spent on the Rays then wasted elsewhere

#Rays stadium news: Hillsborough tells Rays it is unlikely to meet team’s June 1 deadline for stadium deal tampabay.com/news/2026/04/2…

@BarstoolBigCat Feel like it would’ve been weird if they weren’t interlocking no?

Maybe it’s just a couple friends interlocking lips? You know. Like when you and your boys get together and have a little smoochy smooch at the bar then 6 years later hang out at a sex hotel. Things of that nature and such.

@BNightengale Another Nightengale disaster class 😭

Blue Jays' Max Scherzer, on verge of cracking top-10 strikeout list, says piano saved his Hall of Fame career usatoday.com/story/sports/m…

Yordan Alvarez doesn’t get enough respect for probably being the best pure hitter in baseball

If you bring a bike or scooter on the subway the punishment should be the death penalty

The fuck Larry doing at the confirmation hearing