John Thichwood

I am not Cracked. I am not Based. I am not GOATed. I am shameful. Watching people talk about politics all day. Watching people talk about stocks all day. Watching people play video games all day. Watching people complain about culture all day. Disgusting.

@veizau everything happens for a reason. 9/11 happened for a reason. October 7th happened for a reason. The bombing of children in Gaza happened for a reason. Just because there is a reason for something doesn't mean it isn't a valid concern.

Joe Bartolozzi GOES OFF on people who say Black people are more likely to commit crimes than white people “If you are going to say statistically they do, that is only because of impoverished areas and the lives they’ve been given due to the implications of systemic racism.”

@Liathetrader @ericlister organic princess raised ground beef, $12.99 a pound

@ericlister Example of items. Mostly veggies and fruits, some meat 🥩

Groceries for 2 people. Will last us maybe 5 days. I don’t know how people do it. This country is becoming unbearably expensive. 2k monthly groceries Not counting if you want to go to a restaurant once a week, add another 1k.

@sircalebhammer my investment hasn't gone up but this other one went to the moon, time to buy that one. 🤣 Biggest Financial Youtuber.

I'm Selling Everything

@tradertheory This is who i'm losing against

This is who you're trading against.

@Vaginaljam @DramaAlert thats it pal, 90 days to think about what you did.

@DramaAlert Accept it then take the law into your own hands.

Raja Jackson has cut a plea deal after assaulting Syko Stu, he will be on probation for 2 years and will be in prison for 90 days.

@vulturetrades what you buying what you buying? i am buying i am buying! is it BYND is it META, is it Netflix or is it PEGA?

You know what I’m restarting the $100 to $10,000 challenge. I want everyone to have a fair shot at this. Last time it took me about 5 days, will try to do it faster this time. If you want to follow along, comment below to join Going to lock comments in 24 hours

@JustDirmax bruh got that AI-cut. "Give me a straight hairline" 😂

Bro went from 70 to 100 real quick 😮‍💨🔥

@Mericamemed In an interview the first thing I would do is confirm what a palindrome is. This is part of the problem definition and is important part of software development. I would acknowledge that if a word is spelled the same forward and backward, its 1st and last characters match, etc.

So that's how ppl get hired who are unqualified

@Ablazeolive True, a modern day team of silvers could probably make worlds back in 2013, and in 2012 they would probably win it.

"best mid in the world" and it legit looks like hes jynxzi we really used to suck at this game 😭😭

@KabaneriTV @EsfandTV exactly. warcraft 1 was a mistake.

@EsfandTV if the portal never opened you wouldnt have had warcraft 1

Isn’t it beautiful? Sometimes I think it’s a shame it ever opened…

@EsfandTV What if thrall never escaped prison. What if the portal was never opened. What if Arthas didn't cull stratholme. What if Archimonde never came back.

@dom_lucre "Bro i said this hot chick at my work made me her sex slave and it went viral lol... fuck everyone found out I'm full of shit, bro vouch for me, say you saw her come over one night"

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The JPMorgan sex slave case just took a major turn after two witnesses came forward against JP Morgan exec Lorna Hajdini, accusing her of making her actually making Chirayu Rana her sex slave. One witness claims the 'naked' manager arrive at Rana's apartment, saying she 'owns Rana' while the other witness says they saw her 'kissing Rana's neck and grabbing him.' In Rana’s new filing, one alleged witness who appears to be a family friend of Rana’s says he was staying at an apartment while visiting New York City and was woken up by Hajdini’s drunken antics in the middle of the night. He attempted to go back to sleep, but a “completely naked” JP Morgan exec Hajdini woke him up. Hajdini sat on the couch he was sleeping on, lit a cigarette and began begging him to “join them” in the bedroom, the document claims.

@mattvanswol 90-93 was A-, A was 94-97 98-100 was A+ Below 70% was failing. We didnt do D. A,B,C, F

When I was in school, a "B+" was a 92 and an "A-" was a 93-95. What was considered an A when you were in school?

@kinocopter @RexhaRexhaRexha of course they are, once one finds out you can get salary for life after serving 2 years, they all go in and say they got such and such. Getting disability for veterans seems about as hard as getting on medical Marijuana in 2018.

@RexhaRexhaRexha Every veteran he has on is scamming the taxpayers on disability.

Caleb Hammer’s audit guest, who was a cook in the Army, reveals he has an 80% disability rating and receives a disability check of $2,100-$4,000 per month, despite being discharged for selling vapes. “Well, I got honorably discharged because I never got caught.”

@Vivienistired @fistmasters_ probably leverage. That is why leverage is stupid. Taking a paper loss is much easier than a real loss. a paper loss you can just close your eyes and in a few years it's like it never happened (if you're lucky) A real loss ain't gonna just pop back.

@fistmasters_ How tf did she manage to lose money investing in metals???

Because a Chinese man beat his wife after she invested all his money in enormous quantities of silver ingots and lost everything when the stock market collapsed.

@SilverYoshi97 @JOKAQARMY1 but the plane has an engine so its like jumping, but then it keeps jumping while in the air since it uses force. idk I only got a 4 year degree.

@JOKAQARMY1 Curious; so by your logic, anything in the sky HAS to be lighter than air.. Correct?

👀 💯

@Frankiedabarbar @StayWerkin nah call yo-self king, king. dont put up with no dissrespect king, king, you on that king shit king, king.

@StayWerkin What’s wrong with our with their generation? Women are willing to put up with boys like this. He’s far from a man. He will never be a man. He’s a coward. She’s not his property and just like he can hit up a girl. She can hit up a guy that works both ways.

Tarzan CAUGHT his girl texting another guy and instantly called another GIRL to come over right in front of her 😲👀 “If you wanna treat me like an option, I’ma remind you how many I have… worry about yourself, king”

@MateElis4 @yesdeltaa yes work till you die. That has been how humans have lived through all of history. The problem is that there is now a class of people who live outside of the normal population, and these un-worked millionaires are all we see on social media.

@yesdeltaa 30+ 15 years old first job = 45 years old 30 + 20 years old starting this = 50 years old 30 + 22-25 years old = 52-55 years old assuming no debt after college the average house LOL 416,000 is decimated car gonezoo work till you die essentially lol

Mizkif (worth over $30,000,000) explains why compound interest is important and urges viewers to invest while they're still young 😮 "That's conservative, you'll have $416,000 in 30 years, do you see what I mean?"

@yesdeltaa made 30 mill doing loud sound so funny. and then says "you can get rich if you just put down the starbucks" I don't know any broke people that uber-eat.

@Mean_Curmudgeon @CarterAva89405 all we need is an ATM malfunction and we can pay off the national debt

@CarterAva89405 An ATM usually holds $20,000 when full.

MAN TRIED TO TAKE CASH WHEN ATM GLITCHED AND SPIT OUT MONEY, BANK ACCUSES HIM OF STEALING $250,000