Eric Lister

If you can't imagine you could be wrong, what is the point of democracy? And if you can't imagine how or why others think differently, then how could you tolerate democracy? - Deborah Meier, highlighted in "A More Beautiful Question" #ListerLibrary

Ready for some baseball this weekend.

@SeanUnfiltered And start today! It’s beautiful outside. A weekend of youth baseball for us.

When in doubt… play more golf! Spend more time with friends. Take the trip. Work to live don’t live to work! The quote, “I’ve got plenty of time,” becomes, “where did the time go?”

@L1569Uptown @Chilis The people complaining about this are never eating there anyway

In a world full of @Chilis be a Ruth’s Chris Steak House.

@Dominos_UK Careful

starts with P and we all love it

@NotA_Bull Another lack of understanding of basic accounting

Buying a primary residence is a liability, not an investment. You’re paying interest, taxes, and maintenance on something that produces zero cash flow. Change my mind.

@Dearme2_ Many better options than this

BUY A CAR. It will increase your confidence. You will get more connections. People will respect you more.

@gas_biz You must own nice things

Biggest POS I’ve ever owned

@camibrown1984 Leave yesterday

OK, y’all… I have a flight out of Bush intercontinental tomorrow morning at 6:45. I plan on getting to the airport at 2 AM 🙈 do you think that’s enough time?

@mcrs987 @AJamesMcCarthy But that’s the issue. It’s not cheaper and it seems there are more delays and cancellations than normal.

@AJamesMcCarthy I don't even remotely care about the experience as long as it gets me from point A to B in one piece for cheap. We need the 'fuck-it-we-ball' option for like 30 dollars

Every time I fly I feel like the airline industry could use a major shakeup. Like, where is the Steve Jobs or Elon Musk of aviation? It’s probably the one industry where the average user experience has gotten significantly worse over the last few decades.

@slvppy King

this gotta be one of the hardest fits of all time

@TimMLatimer I’ve stopped at their chargers dozens of times. Great stop and plenty of chargers!

Tesla Superchargers at Buc-ee’s are going to be the thing that finally gets America to electrify. Single biggest enabler of our family going full EV.

@mistressdivy Haha

Are you a lol or a haha millennial?

@KevOnStage Tea

If you pulled this out the fridge in 1988 what was in it?

@90sWWE Buff Bagwell

Name a wrestler today's fans have never heard of...

@RobNeto_Author @WilliamShatner Oh ok

@ericlister @WilliamShatner I know I wouldn't.

And for the #teslarites who don’t understand 500 miles. Time is money. How long does it take to pump a tank of gas? 4-5 mins versus 30. Early last week I went up to the Yosemite area (about 300 miles.) I got up there, did my thing and got gas (5 mins) and drove back. With a Tesla. It would be drive up (maybe on one charge) charge up 20-30 mins, do my thing. Drive back, stop along the way to recharge (again probably another 20 mins…) That’s too long. 500 would be one recharge so it’s 10 mins gas versus 29-30 mins which I would consider.🤷🏼

@RobNeto_Author @WilliamShatner I think you’d be pleasantly surprised

@ericlister @WilliamShatner Not when I'm doing multi state road trips several times a year.

@JayCuda But the winning teams are undefeated

Teams are 24-24 (.500) so far in the Round of 64.

MLB starts next week!

@dhe3g My issue is the container never holds enough for either the entire amount, or the leftover amount plus a new bottle. So you inevitably have the container and the new bottle.

If you look closely you can see that all the beverages already had containers

@JRown32 I’m Ron Burgundy?

Absolutely no one needs to play the flute this hard 😂