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@melliemuppet @sensual_xsplash Hey Mellie, I’ve often wondered why you always turn comments off ? Just curious.

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@sappholives83 @philwithy69 Well, she certainly told you 😳

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size. What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

@thighssothicc I would like first hand proof of this please 😊😊

Imagine how good I fuck 👅

@eastoxbusiness The blame game.

Andrew Gant says he got horrid online abuse. Nothing compared to the pain he forced on east oxford business owners who had to shut their businesses bcoz of what he did to us Dreams crushed, income lost, debts to pay. he f***ks off with no consequences bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@banburyfm Of course he would blame something else.

Online abuse was one of the factors that lead to former Oxfordshire highways chief Andrew Gant standing down. banburyfm.com/news/online-ab…

A little summary of the mayhem Gant inflicted in his time as a county councillor...@ReconnectingOx @eastoxbusiness @OBAG_Oxford @KakocratWatchUK @JerichoConnect @_LiamWalker_ @BagpussOnParole @MatthewDandrid8 @Ind_Ox_Alliance @Sajjm786Malik @MaCgroupUK @ABD_South @OxonTories

@BobbiBamf Nice 😊

Seriously appreciate the reply, oh wait just like the bus, never got one.

@Stagecoach_Ox_ what happened with the 800 this morning at canning crescent going into town. Didn’t turn up again. It’s either early or doesn’t show.

@Keir_Starmer Not a chance.

Tomorrow vote for a party that’s on your side. Vote Labour.

@YFIHQ @FormerlyWill

Mows.....I get it! I get jokes!

@BobbiBamf @otokyo__ Totally Agree

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@WolfprwX AI bollox

Hero Dog Saves Child from Electric Shock

@NoContextHumans No we won’t

Men will see this & say “hell yeah”

@JamesPGoddard90 FAFO

British Tourist Attacks A Thai Police Officer In 7/11 & Instantly Regrets It It’s behaviour like this that gives all Brits abroad a bad name

@DeenTheGreat It’s a slapathon.

Ex UFC fighter elbowing me for the clip knowing I’m intoxicated… ight bet 🫡

British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.

@DramaAlert He needs a slap.

Jack Doherty BANNED from PGA Tour events.

@manofGod8888 @ClownWorld Prick, I bet you ride a bicycle.

@ClownWorld He's an asshole for not letting her over. It starts there. You're in a huge truck. You don't own the road. She doesn't have to lose her mind over it either.

Entitlement on full display as this lady leans out her SUV window raging at a truck driver and stopping traffic

@HerdImmunity12 @talkSPORT Why he dressed like a carpet.

Breaking News🇬🇧🇬🇧⚡️: "You have WHITE privilege and have no idea what it's like to grow up a black man, I'm outta this bitch". Former heavyweight boxing champion Deontay Wilder loses his mind during an interview with @talkSPORT host Simon Jordan before his bout with Derek Chisora. The American boxer didn't like Simon's questioning around his two losses to Tyson Fury and s stream of pathetic excuses for the defeats, from his costume was to heavy, his trainer spiked his water and the white ref was racist too. Many of us are sick and tired of black 'stars' going straight to the race baiting 'white privilege' BS. Wilder like so many have no idea of the mass poverty experienced in the UK through over the past 1000 years to the present day. The shouting and aggressive behaviour of the 'Bronze Bomber' was something that we see on UK streets every day - loss of temper while having a conversation which doesn't go their way, then blame race. Mr Jordan handled this situation perfectly under the circumstances of having a former heavyweight champion in his grill. BUM Squad.