Nic Johnson

This one hurts

@PFTCommenter I brought home Hercules 3 Years ago today #verygoodthursday

Ok its #VeryGoodThursday here in club 999. Half price longnecks and we have water bowl’s on the porch. Heres Leroy from the time I hid his bone on his face

@barstoolcarl any concern with Suzuki’s walk out song being Imagine Dragons? Cause I have some….

@Glenny_balls are you at @TinRoofNash and do you want a drink from the drummer?

@libfrye33 Colorado. Weed.

@iamlindsayleigh Lol i eat Bacon and Eggs everyday come on over!

@MattHazex95 What a night lol i think we played 30 games of pool 😂😂😂😂

@Johnson56Nic Dear god... I dont want to ever feel like what I think I did when I tweeted that

Man... Random week nights at rhe Villas were the best ⁦@MattHazex95⁩ lololol

@brandii_taylorr Only way to be

@Johnson56Nic Dirty!!! Bahaha

All girls trip to Nashville sometime this year....who’s in?

@brandii_taylorr You are what you eat 🤷🏼‍♂️😉😏

@Johnson56Nic I guess you can be a girl for a weekend 🙄😊

“Got any fun plans for Valentines Day?” Lady Cashier at Kroger “HA! NO!”- Me laughing at her

“Do you guys have any requests?”- My Singer “Do you know Fuck You Bitch by Wheeler Walker Jr.?!”- A 60 Year Old Woman Drinking a Busch Latte. I love this Country 🇺🇸

Hearing the Packers at Bears game will likely be the 2019 season’s Thursday Kickoff Game to recognize the NFL’s 100th anniversary.

Tom Brady's pre-game speech #SuperBowl #oxproductions

On my dad’s first day at his new job he told the entire staff “Im not coming in the day after the Super Bowl so you dont have to”... Now the company has “Jerry Day” and no one has to go to work tomorrow... Not all Heroes wear Capes

@pleaseleaveme96 Cutting off your leg would probably help you lose more than 15 lbs

Hey @Mtrubisky10 if youre in Nashville come to The Stage on Broadway and Ill buy you a drink or 7! 🤷🏼‍♂️ I play till 10:15!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals @TheNotoriousMMA @ProperWhiskey

@CPV_3 @FoxNews This is why I dont go to Haunted Houses

Nashville haunted house turns gruesome when woman stabs friend with knife thinking it was a prop. fxn.ws/2QEmWn5