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Looks awesome and I am very intrigued. I just signed up for early access and I CAN'T WAIT! I have just one question: Does it come with a Javelin Operated Killing Rocket? (I sure hope so!)

@Marsupial_Gamer What state did this happen in? Are there state laws that can be used against corporate greed?

I can’t believe this. This dude completely scammed my insurance company. His friend dumped him out of his wheelchair right in front of my truck while I was stopped at a light, not moving. The cops came, saw that there was no damage to his chair or my car and he was totally fine according to the paramedics who arrived. I told the cops it was a scam, that my car never touched him or his chair. His friend ran, he refused to go to the hospital, the cops took my info & insurance and the police report said there was no evidence of any accident or injury. I spoke with the insurance and told them it was a scam and to not pay anything. ~6 months later, my insurance payments more than doubled. I went into their app and found out @progressive paid this con artist $41,426 for an imaginary injury and the most expensive wheelchair in frickin’ existence! And now I’m paying for their stupidity. I’m done with these bozos. Ridiculous. 🤦‍♂️

@chrisbegley @dengeplus The tournament director confiscated his comb AND his brush prior to the tournament.

@dengeplus That annoying shit aside.. This dude plays chess for a living.. why does he always look so disheveled like he’s been up all night trying to solve some mathematical equation

Kazakistan uyruklu satranç oyuncusu Alua Nurman, maça başlamadan önce Magnus Carlsen ile selfie çekti. Bunun üzerine Magnus Carlsen rakibini hakeme şikayet ederek telefonunu aldırdı.

@joeybagovdonuts Debby Does Dallas

@RichSilver Sorry, translated Chinese earlier and deleted it... Japanese: Good bay, you have a reason. but sometimes it also flickers a translation to something about 'freedom'

Hi Japan! Can anyone who speaks Japanese please help me translate this old note that was tucked inside the handle of this small knife for decades. I've always wondered what it says. Thank you!!

@SteffyEvans TLDR, but congrats on whatever you got going on!

Hey guys for everyone typing “congrats” under peoples announcement tweets today I have something to tell you..

@theboychunder @RyanProng @ChucklingChrly Exactly this.

@RyanProng @ChucklingChrly Ryan, you shared a photo of your nephew. The girl would have been very similar to his size. Now imagine searching for him only to find him dead. Officers are human. You even have “Catholic” in your bio, yet you show zero empathy.

Officers respond to a call for a missing girl. They have the mother on the phone trying to help. What unfolds is wild as even the officers can't believe what they discovered. 👀

@rampulla_andrew You send him this picture with his quote. He will get the idea. There's only about 77 to 80 foot lights in the pic.. so maybe send it to him 2 or 3 times. Also tell him... it's definitely closer to the $6000.00 price range.

Should I tell this guy to go pound salt?

@DuBoseDefense @nkhensley @HoustonChron Too bad the pop up ads are all over the article… unable to read it either a pop up every 12 seconds.

@nkhensley from the @HoustonChron all over this by the way houstonchronicle.com/politics/houst…

It gets worse. This weekend after seeing the video, a veteran criminal defense lawyer (with no cases in this guy’s civil court) wrote this judge an email telling the judge he needed to apologize. The judge responded by accusing the lawyer of making an ex parte communication and ordered him to appear next week under threat of contempt. I’m a member of the Harris County Criminal Lawyers Association “Strike Force,” a group of several lawyers tasked with defending lawyers against judicial overreach at a moment’s notice. We’ll be there to make sure this judge does not try to jail a veteran lawyer just for exercising his First Amendment rights in criticizing an elected judge’s behavior.

The beat drops and Sophie Cunningham moves with unapologetic confidence, hips popping and body flowing in a bold, energetic dance that lights up the moment. Known for her intensity on the WNBA court, she brings that same fire off it, owning the rhythm with playful, eye-catching style that turns heads and sparks conversation. It's a quick burst of personality and athletic flair captured in seconds. What do you think of athletes showing this side of their personality? Follow for more daily mind-blowing American wins. 🚀🇺🇸

@DesireeAmerica4 You in Texas?

Update: The Harris County District Attorney's office has officially accepted charges, and Precinct 4 constables are actively hunting him down. ​A Houston man pulled a machete on a woman, and the reason why is absolutely terrifying. ​The victim was driving near Grant Road and Highway 249 on Thursday morning when she simply slowed down for an active school zone. ​The suspect cut her off, threw his truck in park, grabbed a machete from his back seat, and explicitly threatened to cut her head off before continuing to follow her. ​ ​People are completely losing their minds on the road,

@ItsHapa I don't know when I first saw this retard.... but I can tell you when I blocked him.

Look at me! I can use DS4! I'm the coolest unemployed person on the internet!

@StingrGolf "He's being a douchebag"

Update: guy now has a lifetime ban and the city has pressed charges 👀

"I'm the best!" "I'm the best mutha-fuckas" "Im the...... OH FUCK!" "fuck" "Ow!" "Shit!... that's going to leave a mark" "Do I keep sliding on my knees and throw my hands up in the air, like a boss?" "Nah, better not, crew chief and owners gonna be mad AF I wrecked the bike" "Why did I do that?" "......................................fuck... will I ever stop sliding?"

@theAuntieAngie Immortan Joe's lesser-known sister, Immortan Joanne! "YOU ARE AWAITED!!" and "You are... ahhh...weighted"

I’m watching this No Kings protest in Atlanta against President Trump and his administration right now and I genuinely can’t tell if this is a protest or the villain casting call for a low-budget Marvel movie. Are these Democrats? Liberals? Devil Worshipers? Is this real life?

@RockyAtotheK Blocked for AI slop. Fuck off.

How do these people deal with oppressive HOA? I live in an HOA community, and I have never had them do crazy stuff here. I also think everyone in my HOA takes care of their home and it is a beautiful community. This would drive me nuts.

Day whatever of hoping that somehow Clavicular and Jordan Sisco get stuck in the same cell..... but also there's a 60 days In film crew on site except Clavicular and the wifebeater don't know it! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 It could happen...

@MissColourz @Swagg @grok How many times has Swagg reacted to streamers playing FPS games and it ended up that the player was cheating? And don't worry Grok, if you cant come up with an answer... I know a few people that might be able to.

@TonyLaneNV AI Slop.

Be honest… Are you tipping on carry-out orders? Or is that where you draw the line? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

My company decided we all need to be more "innovative." So they scheduled a 3-hour innovation meeting. Nothing says creativity like fluorescent lights and stale muffins. The facilitator told us there are no bad ideas. Then immediately told me why my first idea "doesn't align with the roadmap." We did an exercise where we put sticky notes on a whiteboard. Apparently if you write the same broken process on 40 different Post-its, it becomes strategy. At the end, leadership said they were "blown away" and would "take this offline." That's corporate for "we're never speaking of this again." We returned to our desks and resumed doing everything exactly the same. Innovation complete. 10x achieved. Please clap.

@iAnonPatriot How to die from dysentery in one easy step!

You couldn’t pay me to eat this food. This is the type of stuff you’ll be seeing on the streets of NYC soon.