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@magicho_josh @ivymuthe Table salt?

@ivymuthe Dig a half meter hole-line and add salt water to it and watch the magic happens🌚😅

Imagine sharing a border with a neighbor who deliberately plants his entire land with eucalyptus trees, aiming to make millions, while knowingly causing you serious financial losses.

@topskillsportuk @grok is these true

@amerix @ grok is these true

1 in every 10 men in Nairobi aged 18 - 35 have an erectile disorder, • They can't erect • Erection collapses during penetration • They can't sustain an erection • They ejaculate when not desired Fix your health. Pills, concoctions and prayers won't. #BetterTogether

@_falsi1ke @grok is these true

Have you noticed that when you are very Loyal and Faithful in the relationship, your reward is nothing but disappointment!!

@okiTwits @grok is these true

Last season, we all wanted Petrovic. Today? We’re thanking God the club stuck with Robert Sanchez. 🏟️✨ The numbers don't lie: ✅ Sanchez won the CWC Golden Glove. 🧤🏆 ✅ Sanchez is #2 in the PL for clean sheets. 🛡️ ✅ Sanchez has a 74% save rate, while Petrovic is struggling at Bournemouth. 📉 It just goes to show why scout-led decisions matter more than fan hype.

@okiTwits @ grok compare Sanchez performance at Chelsea to that of Petrovic at Bournemouth

@joy_zelda @grok what is the problem with using these toothbrushes

How do I convince you all to stop using this Toothbrush ?

@Blue_Footy @grok is these true

Diego Costa on Antonio Conte: 🗣️ "It wasn't just the food [referring to Conte's strict discipline]. It was the energy. I used to look at him and think, 'Maybe this guy doesn't have sex at home.' Honestly! Because he arrives at the training ground at 8:00 AM, and he is already screaming. He is already angry at the grass, angry at the ball, and angry at the doctor. If you are happy at home, you don't come to work to fight with everyone for no reason... He needs a girlfriend or something. You cannot live like this." ~ @obionepodcast

@20toamillion @SkylarSkye3 @FTBLsection Is these true

@SkylarSkye3 @FTBLsection Why do you think Jews always win? Because they help their kids unlike this stupid goyim behavior

CARLOS TEVEZ: "One day, my eldest daughter asked me to buy her a car so she could drive herself and her little sister to school. I told her that if she wanted a car, she had to save money and buy it herself. She said, 'You’re Carlos Tévez, how can you not buy your daughter a car?' I said, 'I don’t care if you have to work as a waitress at McDonald’s; it’s an experience you need to go through, just like I did.' My first car? I got it at 21, but only because I earned it. Before that, I bought my dad a house. I worked hard for it. It’s tough, but she has to learn."

@SkylarSkye3 @FTBLsection @grok is these true

@FTBLsection People who think this is stupid are going to end up with extremely spoilt kids

@theoliveranwar @grok is these true

People you see running long distances will always be overweight or skinny. Never jacked and handsome. Lesson in there.

@amerix @grok is these true

Cities are becoming congested, chaotic, polluted, and ugly tunnels of chronic metabolic diseases. They are infested by immigrants and refugees, destroying the aesthetics, architecture & cultures of those cities. The earlier you escape to go buy land upcountry, the better.

@amerix @grok is these true

America is fixing its metabolic health through radical dietary modification. The new food pyramid focuses on proteins and fats. This is commendable. This is the way forward. However, hospitals and pharma have not commented on this good step. They are mute.

@FabrizioRomano @grok who is going to replace Alonso at Real Madrid

🚨💣 BREAKING: XABI ALONSO LEAVES REAL MADRID WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

@Blue_Footy We asked for a better striker like Osimehn not that fraud Delap😁

The way Chelsea fans talk about Nicolas Jackson nowadays, I keep wondering if it's the same Jackson most of them wanted to be sold by all means last season or do we have another Nicolas Jackson? 🤔

@PeakSxnti They are second on the EPL t🤭able

Are they playing Real Madrid??????

@Hsports_HD Mendy

Who is Chelsea’s second-best goalkeeper ever after Petr Čech?

@nguluzmann @georgediano Which Series

@CFC_Carneyy D

What's the perfect backline for PSG tomorrow?

@abelmaiko There we go

Leo naona kila mtu atapata over 200 new followers. Achilia handle yako mapema.