Jon Davis

@RealDonKeith @daveatherton That makes it alright then. Licence, insurance, tax, right to be here?

🚨Exclusive footage from @daveatherton of the aftermath when a Somalian mowed down 5 pedestrians in Ealing, West London yesterday. Don’t worry though. Police within minutes declared it was not a terrorism related incident.

@CorbynSnap @metpoliceuk It didn't drive itself.

I can’t stress this enough–as do the @metpoliceuk : those pedestrians injured on Ealing Broadway were struck by a car, not the 34 year-old Somali driver.

@tom550993 That's nice.

Watch of the day: haven’t worn this in ages! I don’t normally wear gold, but why not go crazy for the weekend 🤣

@AileenBart60380 Well, he's not right.

IS HE ILL ? 😁😁😁

@Gracie_Blue89 Not by the time he comes out.

'Man'

@Hania16836 Cleo.

Adopted her few hours ago, Please I need a name❤️

@_we_love_food Me

Do you know anyone who still drinks Black Coffee?

@shouq_al90149 A life

@A1an_M Just look at him

So... We're not allowed to buy air conditioners for our houses to cool them in hot summer weather, because we don't have enough electricity to power them, because the solar panels and wind turbines we installed to stop the planet getting hot in summer, don't work when it's hot and windless in summer, so we'd need to burn gas, oil and coal instead to power the AC to cool our houses, but we blew up the oil, gas and coal power stations to stop the planet getting hot in summer, but it's still hot in summer. But it's still ok to install heat pumps in winter, heat pumps which are also air conditioners and use the same amount of electricity or more, but we still won't have enough electricity to power them on cold, dark, windless winter evenings, because solar panels and wind turbines don't work then either, and we blew up the gas, oil and coal fired power stations because they were making the planet too hot in winter as well as summer. Have I missed anything? 🙄🤡🌍

@AdamPollock Oh, I say. Lovely.

It’s the weekend! Pork liver pâté on toasted sourdough, fuet, cheddar wrapped chorizo, cornichons, pickled red onion, roasted tomatoes, cheddar, mozzarella, salad, served with English sparkling wine.

@ClareRi62674837 Temporary citizen.

What an absolute little prick. One day he will be splattered on the road.

@abheea530 Go girl. Been there, we're all survivors.

Today is supposed to be a double celebration — my birthday and my last day of chemotherapy. But not a single wish because of my condition 💔💔… I’m still here, still fighting. A little love would mean the world right now. 🎂🎗️😭

@FoodPleaser No

Take one item off this plate….

@Ruby_331 Islam

What's stopping??

@FoodPleaser Beer

You get one side with this spaghetti, what are you choosing?

@Ruby_331 Illegals

What does your country have??

@Lexibexiio My mum

Who would it be ?

@PintsBeauty @RealHawkstone Fill it up at that price.

Naughty bit of heat calls for a Naughty drop! Happy Friday and cheers all 🍻

@FoodPleaser Bin

What’s your first thought when you see this dinner?

@Ruby_331 Yep, it's great.

Have you??