Jon Dies at the End

Time for spooky season again! Day 1 the Brian Yuzna classic that Katie has never seen before #31DaysOfHorror

I spend half my time on Instagram blocking right wing and ai bullshit and half my time on twitter blocking ai and right wing bullshit ... It's just tiring now

@Loverism__ Ahhh I see you're worried than men are going to be treated the way women have been treated for centuries?

This is the world liberals want

@TRobinsonNewEra @TheNotoriousMMA I thought you wanted to protect women Tommy Ten Names? Why support a rapist?

Lead your country @TheNotoriousMMA they need you 🇮🇪

@TMZ So he stages a crime scene in central park with a dead bear, cut the head off a bleached whale with a chainsaw and now has cut the penis off a racoon .... What the fuck is wrong with him?

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon tmz.me/ao1s3h6

@KemiBadenoch @JamesCleverly @VictoriaAtkins @JuliaLopezMP @MelJStride @CPhilpOfficial @HuddlestonNigel Performative bollox ... You're 'cleaning up' the fucking mess you made for 14 years you useless fucks.

The Conservative Shadow Cabinet: cleaning up Britain 🇬🇧

New analysis from @MeidasTouch details Trump's conflicting claims throughout his war in Iran: Mar 3: “We won the war.” Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.” Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.” Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.” Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.” Mar 13: “We won the war.” Mar 14: “Please help us.” Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.” Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.” Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.” Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.” Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.” Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.” Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.” Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.” Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait” Mar 22: “Iran is Dead” Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.” Mar 24: “We’re making progress.” Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.” Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.” Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.” Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and Iran would “do the right thing” Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.” Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.” Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.” April 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will."

@HQNewsNow Pam Bondi will always be remembered as a woman who decided to protect rapists and pedophiles... An absolute complete disgrace

Trump has reportedly fired Pam Bondi, according to Fox News.

@Nigel_Farage is the first MP to actually say out loud he wants to ban Christmas ... There you go right wingers once again the call is coming from inside the house.

@oliviakrolczyk_ You're a fucking cunt Olivia

@Nigel_Farage Maybe you would be more productive if you worked from your actual office once in a while. All this remote work is really slowing down your productivity

I have been denied entry to the Chagos Islands by the UK government.

@mattvanswol Thank for you finally acknowledging MAGA are "dangerous mental illness patients"

I have lost the will to be tolerant of dangerous mental illness patients walking the streets of America and pretending it is normal. It is not normal, nor is it kind. It is cruel to the future victims of their violence and cruel to the mentally ill to indulge their delusions.

@mark_dow @DonaldTrump supports pedophiles... This really isn't surprising news

"At least 33 individuals pardoned for Jan. 6 offenses have been rearrested or charged with other crimes post-pardon. At least 6 of those involve child sex crimes or abuse."

@TRobinsonNewEra @bedspolice Probably because you're a piece of shit who can't stop breaking the law

Care to explain why you was banging at my kids door at 2am this morning @bedspolice

@Nigel_Farage Absolute horseshit. When I work from home I don't have to deal with 2 hours commuting, I save money, I am more rested and I can still perform my job ... You have never worked a day in your life you privileged little scrotum.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. People are not more productive working from home. It’s all a load of nonsense.

Are these people genuinely this fucking stupid?

@landofthe80s Shit myself cos I'm only 1 and everything is a new experience

So many things to do. #80s #nostalgia

@jakepaul Calm down snowflake... You're getting a bit emotional there.

Wow pls shut the fuck up From all true Americans If you don’t want to represent this country go live somewhere else

@maljutley Oh yeah there absolutely should be hell to pay and it should be front page on every single news outlet in the world because he is a disgusting racist piece of shit.

@JonDbeard I couldn't see it on the BBC when I looked but fair play. I know if it was the other ready around, there would have been hell to pay

Why isn't the news of Trump posting a racist picture on any of the news outlets? When the media narratives are in the control of the perpetrators this is what happens 😞 Trump being a racist and a nonce clearly isn't newsworthy enough 🤷🏾

@currys My Blood Valentine (1981)

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