Jon Dietrich

Hang it in the Louvre

Had a @realjoeyfatone sighting today on the golf course. It’s official, I am now an Orlandoin.

@MrErickVazquez And this arm in the kids sleeve will get the crowd going crazy.

i can’t wait to see the electricity in our building with everything on the line 😤💙 There are three things I know for sure: - Dodger fans are the best fans in baseball. - Dodger fans will be ready. - #LADProductions will be ready.

@ShawnNOrlando @Jodicab22 I’ll be talking to my students and have to go do searches on my phone afterwards to figure out if they were hyping me up or making fun of me.

@JonDietrich @Jodicab22 K said some boy at H20 Glow said to her "Let me bag you like Devin Booker" and I didnt understand what she meant and I was trying to cool dad myself in the conversation over the weekend and said "Can I bag like Devin Booker" and the horrified looks on everyone face explained alot

Today I have learned: Ohio Rizz Skibidi Toliet

@Jodicab22 @ShawnNOrlando Ohio Rizzler is on its way out. Start of the school year, means new lingo coming. Don’t be caught being old.

@ShawnNOrlando They out Ohio rizz together! 🤣 weird charisma

@fannylyn @ShawnNOrlando Happy Father’s Day @ShawnNOrlando

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads and bonus dads. Being a dad isn’t just about having a child, it’s about showing up when and where it matters. Thankful for @ShawnNOrlando for all these things and more.

@CaitlinDineen @PrincessCruises Oh no

New obsession: eBay shopping for old school @PrincessCruises gear… I should apologize to @JonDietrich in advance for the 90s ✨drip✨ that will be arriving arriving to our house soon.

One of the best shots you’ll ever see 🤯 #MFFL @merixalexander

NBA Podcasts are in their prime. Listening to recently retired players break down the game 🔥 #lebron #jjredick #shaq #mattbarnes #whitechocolate.

Living in Orlando I may be biased, but #PaoloBanchero is the future of the NBA. @OrlandoMagic @NBA

#CarlWeathers this scene and this movie live in my head rent free.

Me: I’m not coach my kids sports, it’s too stressful. Also me on week two of flag football: I’m coaching next season, this is too stressful.

Pete Carroll, Nick Saban, and Bill Belichick all leaving coaching on the same day. They buying a team together, just saying.

@CaitlinDineen @EWCiolko @KimberlyTaylor Crazy

@EWCiolko @KimberlyTaylor I know which one I am… @JonDietrich

Agreed instagram.com/p/C1cVDW4MTJ5/…

@CaitlinDineen Says the woman who put on the playlist it was on.

And just like that…

Dads, Brads and Chads.

28 years ago on this day.

@ShawnNOrlando @CaitlinDineen I4 traffic, ha. California traffic would melt their minds.

@CaitlinDineen @JonDietrich Isnt Jon from So-Cal too? We are TRAUMATIZED. And I lived in Victorville and if their was a fire, as there was A YEARLY fire on the Cajon Pass, well fuck whatever plana you had that weekend, you arent doing anything fun or exciting as the one freeway out is on fire.

Every time this gets shared, I laugh a bit in my tummy when we complain about the I-4. I-4 is bad, but it NOTHING compared to the traffic of So-cal. The 10, the 101, the 405, the 15 are unruly pits of hell. It once took me 1 hour to travel to USH from my hotel 10 mins away

Raiders, Warriors and now the A’s You all did the city of Oakland dirty.