Jonathan Holland

@i_am_mill_i_am I am also trapped in a country where newspaper people can't spell "initiative"

@GuyLodge Not very fun fact: Roy Kinnear died in Madrid, as did Bing Crosby and Tyrone Power.

I never understand these tweets. His face is fairly unlined. Have you never met a balding, overweight 37-year-old?

@Renfe Buenos días, estoy intentando cambiar un billete y el sistema no reconoce el localizador. Se puede solucionar? Gracias

@seventydys Good luck.

@NinjaWorrier So they've been stood like that since 1952

One of those are they making it up moments...

@NinjaWorrier @icod We dumped the bath a week ago. Not sure about me, but the room definitely feels cleaner now.

@icod Reading this with interest as we're also doing a bathroom revamp. Sadly think we're going to have to keep the over-bath shower as I can't bear not to have a bath and not really room for a separate walk-in.

Bathroom revamp date is set - end of May. We’ve got a kind of walk in shower/bog/washbasin set up. (And a nice dollop of limescale.) What do you love and hate about yours? Inspireth me. 🚿

Hot tip: if you don't want someone to be the next US president of the US, don't turn your news website into an unpaid, online advertisement for him

@NinjaWorrier Milking the Unsuspecting. It's a great phrase. Another legacy of Mrs Thatcher and her gang of bruisers. Myself, I try to avoid doing it, whilst having it done to me daily.

Astounding how one call to the insurer knocks £80 off the renewal price. Ridiculous that they don't just offer the best price in the first place, though, of course, if they did that they couldn't milk the unsuspecting. Faff.

Surely one of the most beautifully located bus stops in Scotland. Perhaps the world. This is Blackwaterfoot on the Isle of #Arran And there is not a hint of graffiti either.

@NinjaWorrier Very sorry to hear that Amber, my condolences. And well done Sylvia for getting to 96!

Parental divorce is rubbish when you're a kid but one great thing about my mum's remarriage was that I acquired two lovely additional grandparents who immediately treated me as their own. The second one, Sylvia, left us in the night at 96. I'll miss her very much.

@JoeLeydon All good luck with that Joe, from a guy who used to write for Variety from Spain, YEARS ago!

Well, this sure as hell wasn’t how I was planning to kick off the weekend. Shortness of breath. No COVID, no heart attack, but may have to spend night in hospital for observation. I am not scared. Yet.

Newsroom - Apple | @scoopit sco.lt/7ODYbA

@GuyLodge Kane is only trying to be a good citizen

Fair, you should only protest when there’s absolutely no risk of consequences

@bancosantander Acabo de darme cuenta de que su politica es de dar cita por la mañana y tarde para venderme algo, pero solo por la mañana para ayudarme con un problema. ¿Es cierto?

@LibbyPageWrites Don't lick that donkey. I actually heard that one

Today in parenting: 'Please darling, don't lick your shoes.' Finish the sentence with your own version. Please, darling...

@JohnnyFocal Perhaps they would. But not anybody else's parents

What lovely people!

The first phrase by LT on this video suggests she thinks she's being elected Prime Minister. She is not. theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

Verona

@GuyLodge Done! What happens next

Bit sudden

screendaily.com/reviews/la-jau… My Screen review of the excellent Colombian film that has been awarded the top Critic's Week prize in Cannes.