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Jon Houser

@JonHouserComedy

President/CEO-Fairy Tale Smokers Inc. Co-host/Creator “Blunts Upon A Time” Podcast

Kentwood, MI Katılım Kasım 2012
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@_Briillo “Fat Jesus” is a reference to a great joke Zach used in a stand-up special in which he said he looked like “Fat Jesus” and not “Phat Jesus”… it’s a great bit
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Bradley Cooper getting tased mid-scene while Zach Galifianakis catches a stray in The Hangover “Not you, fat Jesus… slide it on back.” 🎬😭
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@dannywgoodwin This one is different, I promise…check it out Blunts Upon A Time
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Today’s news organizations should be offered tax incentives if they never broadcast lies or falsehoods… What I’m saying is they need a facts deductible.
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Also, returning to my room after that issue festering for 12 hours on my birthday was a special gift, thanks
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Hey @ChoiceHotels , why are u training ur employees at Comfort Suites Grand Rapids South to insist guests must plunge their own toilets, after telling staff more than 12 hours earlier because “the maintenance guy isn’t here”!?! Is that one of my “platinum member “ benefits?!?!
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@onlyyagirl_ I was adopted (at 3 months old) and one Christmas My parents asked me if I would like to get one of those DNA tests for my Christmas present… Because they said” they thought it would be fun to know who I was”…. I was 43 years old at this point by the way.
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cheyene norah@onlyyagirl_·
This is actually so heartbreaking and kinda traumatizing like the pain of being not seen and not known by your own parents as a kid is actually such a strange unique kind of pain and kind of incomprehensible for your brain at that age
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Blunts Upon A Time@FairyTaleSmoker·
I absolutely love Dan Campbell and I could fill the entire Internet universe for reasons why I think he’s a good coach, but I have to say after three years of watching his teams… He might be the worst second half coach in the NFL
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Jon Houser@JonHouserComedy·
To all the single ladies who don’t think there are any good men left I just want you to know; i treat restaurant and workers with respect, and when the weather gets cold, I only wear gloves sometimes because I don’t want my pockets to feel neglected. So…… Yeah, hit me up
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Gotta love a Sunday night when the Lions pull off a late victory and you run into some old friends who are new fans of a great recent project!
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And that’s a wrap on filming for OFF AIR the show!! This experience has been so much fun and I can’t wait to see the finished product, so much hard work with so many great people. I know it’s gonna be awesome! Thanks again Abbie Lemke for making me part of a great project!
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More filming, more great times!!
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@SirJeremyLondon Good luck sir, I’m actually in the process of filming my first ever TV pilot and while I’m also excited I’m learning just how difficult that can be lol! 😆 😲
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Jeremy London@SirJeremyLondon·
I have the most dialogue heavy day of my entire career today. I’ve been doing this for 35 years and I have been waiting for this type of role. It’s going to be a long day, but I am so excited. I love these types of challenges.
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@SirJeremyLondon You should listen to some episodes of “Blunts Upon a Time” on the plane! we get stoned and read a Fairy Tale, put in the perfect mood! 😁 Bluntsuponatime.com
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Jeremy London@SirJeremyLondon·
I’m at the Jacksonville airport, headed to the war torn hellpocalypse of Chicago for our super woke rally of stoners and cool kids brave enough to come play at Kevin Smith’s very own #CHRONICON Convention for our #Mallrats 30 year anniversary Are you brave enough to join us
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1st table read for OFF AIR the show and it was a blast!! Great to meet everyone and really excited to start filming!!
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@SirJeremyLondon @momsspaghetti Thanks for the follow Bud, I don’t know if you saw my feed but I just booked my first lead role on a TV pilot, I know you know what that’s like😁! Wish me luck!
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