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@JonIsTheFuture

Pronouns: Your majesty/His highness. The memes may be shitty, but they're mine. Father. Person of colors. Reply Guy. Relax, it's satirical

Midtown, Manhattan Katılım Nisan 2009
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@Tectone She knows Ecuadorian women age like milk
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@cessonmute Did she try beef tallow?
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Margaret Theresa of Spain was born in 1651, she was the daughter of King Philip IV of Spain and one of the most recognizable princesses of the Spanish Habsburg court. Like many royal girls of her time, her future was shaped by dynasty before she was old enough to choose it. In 1666, at just 15 years old, Margaret Theresa married her uncle, Emperor Leopold I. The match was meant to strengthen Habsburg power and keep royal bloodlines tightly bound within the family. As empress, she faced immediate pressure to produce heirs. Margaret Theresa was pregnant seven times in just a few years. She gave birth four times, suffered miscarriages, and only one child survived to adulthood: Maria Antonia of Austria. In 1673, four months into her seventh pregnancy, Margaret Theresa died. She was only 21 years old.
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Vinnie Sullivan@VinnieSull1van·
Let's stop in for some old school Northern grub back when each part of England had its own sense of character.
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@RT_com They'd get better food in prison
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US marine aboard USS Abraham Lincoln shares his MEAL Pentagon budget is almost $1 TRILLION
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@bryan_johnson One of the few guys not having sex with Kate
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Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
No sex with Kate. 5 day abstinence. For an experiment. Goodnight everyone.
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@nypost What're the odds it comes out mulatto?
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Klara@klara_sjo·
She recently divorced her husband and this is her first move
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@DramaAlert Nigga just went down there to show off his folding phone
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DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
Clavicular's father leaves Miami after FAILING an intervention attempt on Clav, TMZ reports. 💔
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@MarioNawfal Lmao Only someone with their head on the same or getting the $7000 per post would believe that
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
It's starting to look more and more like Trump tells Netanyahu what to do, and not the other way around
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@BrianAtlas He's got a chemo fetish too?
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Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
Hasan Piker fangirl “shaved whole body just in case”. 🤡🌎
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
Wow I’ve gotten so many Goodreads follow request nice to see the sharp uptick in literacy
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Merlin Capital 🧙‍♂️@merlinscapital·
DISAPPEARANCE OF US UFO SCIENTISTS LINKED TO A FOREIGN OPERATION TRUMP TO GIVE UPDATE ON THE LARGE NUMBER OF DISAPPEARANCES IN A WEEK AND A HALF
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@HoopsCrave Good for her, more people with downs should be allowed to procreate
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Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave·
Ice Spice is reportedly pregnant.
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@PaulaYScanlan Add not having a penis to that list
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@RT_com Where he read this:
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@Kick_Champ Oh no, not the ....Mog World Order 🤣
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KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ·
Clavicular’s friend Androgenic was reportedly KICKED OUT and shipped back to Australia after showing no awareness during Clavicular’s overdose and failing to deliver content throughout Mog World Order 🫢 Via WandoAscends
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@Thebestfigen My wife's sphincter when I hint at anal
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When the roof of Mercedes-Benz Stadium closes, the logo of the person who paid for it appears.
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