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He doesn't live on a ski resort, he lives on a ski lift. He's not even trapped like Super Fly either, he just lives on a ski lift... because

@hidoiotoko So much bizarre stuff it’s earned the title. -Dude who lives on a ski resort. -Car in a tree. -The eye walls. -Stand that is a Lego White House. -Wonder of U. -The Milagro Man -The stand that belongs to….a street? The trees? -Jobin throwing chicken -The rock insects.

the part where two guys give birth to an adult man and that's arguably only like the 3rd weirdest thing that happens

@SkullZSkeleton @Cal03333 @WatchdogTheGod @mariotwtconfess And she was just... stuck, stranded, unable to do anything. Some "goddess" she is

@JonMorrisonian @Cal03333 @WatchdogTheGod @mariotwtconfess If you've played the game you would know it's because Bowser stole her power stars and grand stars and that's what powers the comet Observatory in the first place

"It's funny to see that it takes the movie to reveal the fraud queen that she actually is. She got her teeth kicked in by Bowser in Galaxy duology, "resetting the universe" was Lumas' doing, and she got possessed in the Rabbids game. Peach unironically have more feats than her"

@CvntBarbie @mariotwtconfess Still true though

@mariotwtconfess this male opinion

@Cal03333 @WatchdogTheGod @SkullZSkeleton @mariotwtconfess "Space goddess" and she got stranded in space because her Observatory had no fuel

@WatchdogTheGod @SkullZSkeleton @mariotwtconfess Caring mother, space goddess, protector of the cosmos etc.

@RkeiStudio @jjbatl Do you think there's a Diavolo that died while typing this exact comment

@jjbatl It's entirely possible that Diavolo died while looking at this tweet

April 6, 2001 Diavolo suffers an infinite death loop.

@shitposts_mp4 But what happens when a bus full of an infinite number of people who are named an infinite number of combinations composed of infinite arrangements of the letters A and B?

@cannotstopdoog Your honor, it was self defense She grew a tumor on my arm But the tumor was attacking me, the tumor she grew So then I destroyed the tumor, because the tumor was attacking me Then she died because I destroyed the tumor

@JonMorrisonian Polnareff would be fucked though. "Yeah I was standing in front of her and she... died"

A reminder that Joseph just totally murdered someone in this scene

@Monkema66164381 @peronyawns Joseph's actions during the entirety of part 3 can be described with this gif

same old annoying joseph <3

@novasoupONLINE Also love the idea that a worldwide conspiracy between countless countries doesn't know how to key out a literal circle

what would a Green Screen even suggest here. that they took a photo of the Earth in front of a green screen and then edited Space in after the fact

@SomeKirbyFan Reviewer who decided they hated the movie the moment they learned it existed: That movie was terrible! Literally the worst thing I've ever seen Audience member who likes Mario: Wow, that movie was great!

just gonna come clean and say yeah no ppl were over exaggerating the hell out of it lmao

@AnotherNetUser @tanijrou And i suppose the other main characters who were also present fighting for that exact same thing don't count

@JonMorrisonian @tanijrou The very heterosexual act of reviving a woman you love with dark eldrich magic then having a hot steamy bath with her and sacrificing your desires to free her from the dungeons grasp

THIS IS CRAZY FARCILLE HAND HOLD

@AnotherNetUser @tanijrou It's only canon as long as you ignore the actual story and focus on merch

@tanijrou "not canon" according to some idiots

@chuggaaconroy Reviewer who decided they hated the movie the moment they learned it existed: That movie was terrible! Literally the worst thing I've ever seen Audience member who likes Mario: Wow, that movie was great!

I thought the first one was very average even though almost everyone I knew adored it and saw it like five times. I heard this one “wasn’t that good,” but I was extremely invested and emotional and thought it was a thousand times better? Maybe I’m weird.

@am_yers My house generally doesn't have a centuries-old document that says "Anyone born in my house is a resident of my house"

This goes really hard if you have zero reasoning ability

@XenoMarylin Hamon Beat trying to keep his cool while reading "How did Jotaro learn how to punch with Star Platinum when he only learned about it recently"

The song that's playing in the background when i'm listening to Hamon Beat debunking the theories of people who can't fucking read

@CloneHumanoid @charise_lee So there's this thing called "Orbit"

@charise_lee Lmfao artemis never went straight up.

This is so cool #Artemis

@BOENSAW If only there was an animated show you could watch to find out

didn't moustache superman guy kill thousands of people did he get his mind wiped or something

@KoopsReturns @SuperWiiBros08 @TheAwesomeGN He appears for half a second during a montage focused on Yoshi. He's hardly an active character, or a character at all

@SuperWiiBros08 @TheAwesomeGN Considering Little Mac hails from The Bronx, this is a clever cameo! I’m getting a little bit of mixed signals from Miyamoto saying not to expect a Smash-level movie anytime soon, since that’s CLEARLY what Illumination wants to set up, especially judging by interviews/leaked info

Doc Louis and Little Mac are in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, is just for a brief second you can miss it #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie

@CodenameREDSNOW @Skooch

@JonMorrisonian @Skooch There literally is, in fact, a story in Galaxy. In a storybook that actually made me, a grown man, cry on stream.

People being mad at the Super Mario Galaxy movie for not having a deep story when every mainline Mario game in history had on average less than 10 minutes of cutscenes and almost no dialogue is kind of silly. Did these people want a coming of age film that explores the tragedy of getting older where Mario is now working a dead end job but then one night while drinking in his shitty apartment he says "i don't know Luigi, I just don't feel super any more" but then he turns on the news and sees that Peach Toadstool (moved to New York) of Peach Enterprises (basically Apple of this universe it's like iPhone but there's a peach logo instead) has gone missing so he looks at his brother and goes "Luigi we have to do something. What do you say? One more adventure?" and Luigi sadly goes "Sure Mario. It's what he would've wanted." And the camera pans to a fuckin picture of Toad, Luigi, and Mario playing baseball (game reference)(Toad is dead btw). So Luigi says some shit like.. "are we actually going to do this?" and Mario goes "Lets uhhh... Let's a go!" So they head on a massive adventure full of trials and tribulations where Mario has to relearn how to use all of his old powers but can't make fire no matter how hard he tries. Then in his final battle against the big enemy (bowser in like a mafia setting i guess) there's a moment where Luigi and Peach are about to be killed by enemies and Mario can't physically reach them so he shoots out a massive fire blast for the first time in the movie and it pans to him and it's symbolic of him both physically and literally getting his spark back? Is that what they wanted?