Jon

@Eli_Doubletap @KimK91fw The case is for a Toky Marui airsoft MK23, you got on hidden in there?

@KimK91fw 🤫 they are the real deal too!

アメリカ人よ！ 君たちの持っている拳銃を見せてくれ！！ 俺はワルサーPPKが好きだ。 もちろん、これはエアソフトのものだ。 もしも日本で市民の拳銃所持が許されるなら、本物を持ち歩きたいがな！

@JabJims @BritisherPaz49 Just gotta keep our heads on a swivel.

@JonStockman82 @BritisherPaz49 Sorry brother. Hopefully things turn around…

Many of them will leave our homes in body bags

@JabJims @BritisherPaz49 For many it's a simple and easy choice, but for most it's not so easy. Whether it's a deep connection to the country, the thought of leaving relatives and friends behind, simply can't afford to or all of them combined. As much as I'd love to I'm stuck where I am.

@JonStockman82 @BritisherPaz49 It must suck to be a subject in instead of a citizen. Time to leave UKuckistan…

@BritisherPaz49 @1Nicdar Hahaha nope, when my wife starts off for no good reason I call her on the bullshit. We both do and then we give each other space for a bit then move past it because we're adults not greetin wee cunts.

@1Nicdar Chocolate. OR, whenever your girlfriend stomps upstairs after you’ve somehow done or said something wrong, it’s IMPORTANT that you follow her and listen to her warble on about something or other. It’s what they want.

Chloroform. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😬

@ianatmars @timdavies_uk Brilliant

@timdavies_uk The reinforcements have arrived! ❤️🇺🇸🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

It's always good to have friends.

@timdavies_uk @SGTWipper1Each my dad was a para, my uncle was rmp, he used to wind my dad up with "para para in the sky, now you've proved that shit can fly". hmmmm "para para falling from the sky, lots of titties way up high".

@SGTWipper1Each Why?

Airborne jump performed by all-female paratroopers.

Tony Blair looks like someone stretched a foreskin over skeletor.

@BritisherPaz49 Parliament

Liberals

@jk_rowling I'm in my 4th decade, I wear a hoodie most days as I'm outside a lot and the hood is useful if the weather turns a bit rubbish it's an extra layer of warmth. In Scotland as you know the weather changes rather quickly.

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Invest in google

@Fat_Electrician No offence Nick but if you only recently figured that out I think you might slipping. That or you're just more interested in historical stuff rather than current events, not that anyone could blame you.

I think i finally figured out “woke” morality: Step 1: Evaluate who has more power Step 2: Declare them the bad guy Step 3: Ignore all other context

@BritisherPaz49 @AvonandsomerRob @SimonVelocity The spy that sold out his nation.

@AvonandsomerRob @SimonVelocity The spy who bored me

Keir Starmer plays 007 in the next James Bond Movie. Can we get a working title?

@John2Win @John2Win ask him why he consistently tells the nation what we're getting like it or leave it, instead of listening to what the people actually want. Politicians are supposed to work for us the public and answer to us the public. But we all know we're just meal tickets to them.

📣 I’ve been selected to ask Keir Starmer a question at PMQs tomorrow! What should I ask him?

@Matt_Pinner 80

50 points to me, and I think no one will get to 100 points. How many did you get?

@BritisherPaz49 @Hitchslap1 @NobodyButYou0IX Dripping clunge sponge.... it's not snappy but ohwell.

@Hitchslap1 @NobodyButYou0IX Cunts

We need a slur for socialists.

@timdavies_uk It was great

Wilson knows! Anyone else grow up with Home Improvements?

@AntiLeftMemes You'll have 10 guns but a lot less ammo.

@benonwine Blue cheese fish taco Or Cream cheese blue waffle

🤔🫣

@AlexAskew1 @dshensmith @unionjackspirit Came here to post this exact message but you beat me to it.

@dshensmith @unionjackspirit My gesture to Cadbury

🔥 Oi Cadbury, what's this "gesture egg" nonsense then? Proper British Easter means chocolate eggs that actually say Easter on 'em, not some vague woke gesture to please everyone and no one. Tastes like watered-down Dairy Milk these days anyway... who's still buying this tripe? 🇬🇧🍫🥚 #Cadbury #EasterEggs #BritishPride #BoycottCadbury @CadburyUK