Jonathan Stokes

@A_Ajdini @Squawka_Live @Squawka 😂😂 ffs now that is a legit stat

Arsenal have now scored as many away Premier League away goals in 2024 (18 in 4 games) as Manchester United have all season (18 in 14 games). 🙃 #SHUARS

@A_Ajdini @footballontnt It is. They’re infinitely better than us. Gonna take a few years of moving in the right direction and probably Pep pissing off as well to get anywhere near them.

Man City had more shots than Man United had % possession during yesterday's Manchester Derby 😯

@whiskennyarcher @DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear But it wasn’t the full check with the lines drawn, decision was made far too quickly for that to have been done

@JonStokes1 @DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear Dale says the lines were drawn 🤷‍♂️ I agree with the rest of your reply, obviously 👍

Ok, here's the nuts and bolts. This is what happened with the Luis Diaz "goal" which Liverpool had disallowed vs. Tottenham. There will be a deeper dive in the Monday VAR thread, but in simple terms the VAR took the wrong onfield decision - it led to the goal being disallowed.

@whiskennyarcher @DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear Not with the designated technology. And guess what, if he had have done, all of this would have been avoided. Shameful from the VAR room and the lino.

@JonStokes1 @DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear He did check though.

@whiskennyarcher @DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear We’ve seen instances where a player looks a yard onside from the angle we have and then when lines are drawn it is a lot closer than it first appeared. For VAR to say it was certainly onside without the need to check is crazy to me.

@JonStokes1 @DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear One yard IS very clearly onside, Jon. There are far closer calls still given onside. You know, two feet. One foot. Six inches. One inch. One centimetre…

@DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear I understand. I just don’t think you can conclusively say he was onside or offside without drawing lines. 1 yard onside with the naked eye isn’t “hugely onside” given the angle we had wasn’t directly in line either

@JonStokes1 @ek2186 @JackSear No the opposite. They DID check and he was hugely onside so they didn't lock in the lines. Cos they weren't overturning the onfield call.

@DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear That’s even worse though that they thought it was so obviously onside that they didn’t even need to check. It’s not clearly onside at all, there’s 1 yard in it absolute tops!

@JonStokes1 @ek2186 @JackSear "It was a quick offside check because it was clear Diaz was onside, so he told the referee "check complete"."

@DaleJohnsonESPN @ek2186 @JackSear But you’re saying that was so onside that they didn’t even feel the need to check?? It’s close, it’s less than a yard onside by the naked eye. How can you conclusively say that it’s onside without drawing lines. It’s nonsense

@ek2186 @JackSear Because the VAR isn't looking at, or controlling that.

@A_Ajdini at least you boys put the pressure on eh. Arteta has achieved what Olé did for us fair play 👏🏻

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@A_Ajdini @lukethfc1990 We had our moments too though! We were indeed the last 20 though. That’s two late goals conceded in last two games, pain.

@A_Ajdini Just about deserved but disappointing to not get a point. Still think city win it but you’re a great team no doubt. Gg

@ToonToon1985 @HartyDFC @henrywinter Was already 2-0 before he came on you bean, in fact that’s why he came on…cos Kane had just put it on a plate of Foden at the back post and taken the game away from Wales. Changed the game 🤣.

@HartyDFC @henrywinter Yeah, he brought another dimension that wasn’t there with Kane. The threat behind down the middle, and the intensity with the press. Felt he brought the rest of the front three with him, in terms of pressing. 🤷🏼‍♂️

#ENG reaction

@MarcSpurs @DaleJohnsonESPN 🤣🤣🤣 wtf are you talking about? No way you wrote all that and re-read it and decided to press send. The front of the ball is the closest side to the goal…obviously. And it’s done from the right side here not the left, open your eyes ffs

@DaleJohnsonESPN But a ball is round and doesn't have a 'front' the line is drawn from the left side of the ball.. it might be 'front' left.. when every other law states whole of the ball over whole of the line.. then surely it must be the same with offside..

Harry Kane ahead of the ball.... 😬 Haven't seen any 3D visualisation version but: "The ball went backwards!" Eric Dier said. The direction a ball is played is irrelevant for offside. The deflection is also not a deliberate play so doesn't reset Kane's offside position.

@A_Ajdini @lukethfc1990 Didn’t you get worked here also? Shameless.

@lukethfc1990 @A_Ajdini Wouldn’t say dominated. Chelsea were better though for sure. Listen we’re rubbish I’ll just enjoy watching the good teams in the league this season. We’re chalked.

@A_Ajdini @JonStokes1 Yeah it is isn’t it 😂 I hate to admit it but your lot look decent at the minute. Must be horrible for Stokes watching both of us 🤣

COYS

@lukethfc1990 Lol please don’t. I’ve never seen anything like it.

@JonStokes1 mate this is embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣