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@mattmurley19 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Avs keeping the 18 year streak of not winning a series at home. We're on to Minnesota

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

My life is currently falling apart as I'm watching The Clone Wars finale.

@billhurst @CamCox12 Found Michael Bidwills burner

@CamCox12 No way. The suites are fantastic

Like this setup better?

@TAMUPolice SOBER FRIEND MENTIONED

Public Intoxication. Section 122. 2 intoxicated subjects released to sober friend. Ejected. #BTHOmiami

@TAMUPolice We got an arrest before we got any points 😭

Public Intoxication. Section 331. Responded to a subject who was sick. Determined to be intoxicated. Arrested. #BTHOmiami

@graydonstav @TAMUPolice Facts these horizontal plays are wack

Section 334. Subject throwing eggs. Ejected. #BTHOmiami

BREAKING: Turning down significant interest from Michigan, Kenny Dillingham signed a new contract to remain at Arizona State, Dillingham told his staff via text message this morning, according to sources. My full story for @SunDevilSource: 247sports.com/college/arizon…

.@ChipotleTweets Not what i wanted to see. I got a burrito and didn’t expect to see a mini propane tank just wrapped in the tortilla when i unwrapped it. Mind you, this costed me 26$. Please fix fhis Chipotle.

@TheJusticeDept @DAGToddBlanche “Most transparent administration in history”

The Justice Department is not redacting the names of any politicians. As @DAGToddBlanche made clear: “The only redactions being applied to the documents are those required by law — full stop. Consistent with the statute and applicable laws, we are not redacting the names of individuals or politicians unless they are a victim.”

MIP Alcohol & MIP Tobacco. NEAT. 2 Saint Arnold's Lawnmowers, 1 Michelob Ultra, nicotine vape, & pack of Marlboro 100's in pockets. Citations issued. Ejected. #BTHOmiami

@BBQChiefs Chiefs eliminated before Christmas

The Chiefs have been eliminated for the playoffs.

@UrinatingTree ?

There were a shitload of Eagles fans that unironically declared Jalen Hurts an elite NFL QB after the Super Bowl.

@BBQChiefs This is how u look rn

@BBQChiefs Losers make excuses, winners win

Y'all couldn't wait for the Chiefs to lose. It's amazing how many losers there are that have the time to make negative comments on social media. 🐑🐑🐑

@BBQChiefs Chiefs fans rn

Ok

@DevilsDigest Considering all the injuries, this has got to be one of the most impressive coaching jobs from a head coach in ASU history for the whole season right?

ASU sits at 8-3, 6-2 Big 12, and this is the first time that ASU has won at least eight games in back-to-back seasons since 2013-14 in which it won 10 games each of those seasons

@Suns @match_mortgage We suck again

Halftime. @match_mortgage | #SunsUp