Rabi Jonah Heinzberg

Mr beast games except all the contestants are on 5 Xanax bars and they have to steal power tools from Home Depot

@RonJibblius @FreezerTarps @AlisterAugusta Yes that’s the joke thank you Peter shrinklage

@JonahHeiny @FreezerTarps @AlisterAugusta Says the kike

Hey man, you’re the worst.

@FreezerTarps @AlisterAugusta I bet I still get more pussy then you

@JonahHeiny @AlisterAugusta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your pops still pays your rent

@FreezerTarps @AlisterAugusta I bet your dad doesn’t tell his friends what you do for a living. He’s not proud of you. He’s embarrassed at the man you’ve become. He wishes he had more sons

@JonahHeiny @AlisterAugusta Sold my soul to who? 😭😭😭😭 j eppy

@grandfader_ Whole frat on gear and peptides

Not usually the type to make fun of people but look at this guy 😭

@FreezerTarps @AlisterAugusta You sold your soul to become a douche

@AlisterAugusta 26 today and have more ched in my account then your entire family tree 😭😭😭

Chat do I kill myself or buy a boat

@JcuppyIsOnline @shawzsav That is a contradiction of a sentence you low iq Neanderthal. It’s the world’s oldest profession but breaks the number one rule of humanism. You’re paying for a persons body. You’re an idiot.

@shawzsav Why can’t people just be normal about sex workers bro 😭

dating as a sex worker looks like this :)

Why can’t I walk around Lowe’s with a beer it should be byob

Homa sexual !!!! Come on Max

@MccuskerBilly Almost iced myself thank you

pt 1 traffic.libsyn.com/warmode/shfina… pt 2 patreon.com/posts/shawn-pt…

@mattwritesbooks I would be if your gay brother would post a pod ep

Hope everyone is chilling as hard as possible today.

Friyay

@richdaddycarter Is suicide on a wed too far? Do what makes you happy

Is bag on a Wednesday too far

@SaycheeseDGTL Hang that shit up

Colin Kaepernick’s wife says the quarterback is still training daily and waiting for NFL teams to call. Kaepernick has not played in 8 seasons and turns 38 this fall.

1923 season 1 was so good season 2 felt at times too slow and at the end too rushed. They did jack so dirty. Gave him hector treatment.

If you watch 1923…… prepare yourself for the episode. It was almost red wedding esc in devestation.

@JBurnfort Jordan would you get out of bed for less then $100? Time is money to my boy here and he’s got shit to do like get his daughter to school 4 hours late

It’s Friday and you’re not on the clock at 1pm. I’m calling the feds if dude is a minute later than 2:30

@IsabellaMDeLuca Cause you’re dumb?

Shelby Foote shout out is so funny for anyone who is a real history dork