Jonas Ferris

I wonder how much the crypto 'business' paid Bill Clinton and Tony 'Pandora Papers' Blair to legitimize operations and find more 'investors' to support the pyramid? Just keep reminding us how bad Russian Oligarchs are UK.

@TheAtlantic I appreciate the “FBI / MIA” headline—nice acronym play and a Miami bio nod. But did “Kash Me Outside, How ’Bout That” come up as an option? Inquiring minds want to know. theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…

@docmilanfar The uncluttered life is not worth living

today I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. please applaud

Looking forward to talking about prices, tariffs, and mortgages on @FoxNews this hour!

The stupidity of lender elitism post 2008 real estate crash is hitting financials hard. They thought only retail sub prime borrowers did lier loans. They thought wrong. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@elonmusk In the future when too many people have this technology there won’t be any parking spots left and traffic will sprawl for miles bc increased usage of existing infrastructure. We’ll need a massive demand based usage tax to moderate traffic.

In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you.

It’s just a matter of time before Trump realizes he can sell off our 8,000+ tons of Treasury gold, now worth over $1 trillion at $4,000 an ounce. If we have gold, why can’t we use it? Gold bugs should see this coming, but vision is clouded by delusions. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@nntaleb Just wait till he realizes he can sell the treasury gold

Six months later, it keeps going.

@dieworkwear What about with no pants, shorts, shoes, or underwear?

@tmuscorpion i spent 15 years on a menswear forum, fighting and debating every day. there was polo shirt discourse all the time. i know every angle from which someone can attack, and i know how to block, counter, and parry. there is no polo shirt argument i haven't seen.

people got mad when i said men look bad in these shirts, regardless of build, but i'm right. if you're forced to wear one, you at least need a tailored jacket to make it look halfway good. but even then, you are always better off wearing something else.

@elerianm Isn’t most of that because rates went up pushing bond values down and gold prices went up and dollar falling not so much actual buying and selling?

This chart, illustrating how central bank direct holdings of gold now exceed those of U.S. Treasuries for the first time in some thirty years, is attracting significant attention. #gold #centralbanks #markets #bonds

Shrinkflation hits watches?

@stats_feed – Coding that makes it essentially impossible to back up your own photos and videos to an external drive so you have to pay for cloud storage – Coding that makes it impossible to sort your videos by size to clear up storage – Coding that makes an older battery difficult to use

What are some features most people don't realize their phones have?

Seems like the real con is passing tax + spending bills while pretending we'll ever revert back to old revenue and spend levels after 10 years. This sunset scam really started in 2000, and now debt-to-GDP is heading down a path that could sunset America wsj.com/opinion/senate…

So Apple will stop intentionally trying to make your phone burn through the battery fast so you upgrade phones frequently and call it AI? There is a reason your phone can’t automatically switch to low power mode and it ain’t bc of lack of AI bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Raising taxes on the rich, punishing companies that outsource manufacturing to low-wage countries, and now forcing drug companies to radically lower prices across the board. ⁦@BernieSanders⁩ must be like WTF we could have done this all along… bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@StatisticUrban Paradise City. The nicest grass.

What is the "most American city?" The city that best represents America, its ideals, and its character in the modern day?

Seems like we’ll have to keep waiting for a Range Rover pickup since it would still taxed at 25%. But maybe we’ll trade more of the UK’s supposedly mad cows for our bleached-but-still-salmonella-loaded chicken and roid-rage, antibiotic cows (which somehow cost more per lb)

@realDonaldTrump Seems like more profitable to turn Alcatraz into luxury condos with a ferry to San Fran as it turns lemons (shakedown street mainland thanks to bad governance) into lemonade as opposed to waterfront prisons. Boating supplies to Gitmo is why that’s a financial train wreak for USA.

REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That’s the way it’s supposed to be. No longer will we tolerate these Serial Offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets. That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders. We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and Judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals, who came into our Country illegally. The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

When Henry Ford built his ill-fated city of Fordlândia in Brazil in the 1920s, the only tribute was a Ford logo on a water tower—no bust of Ford. Then again, he was only the world’s second- or third-richest at the time bloomberg.com/news/features/…

Of all the government debt-fueled pre-collapse follies, paying people to buy EVs and solar panels while making them pricier with taxes and regulations ranks up there with Rome’s gladiator games and Spain blowing New World gold on wars and palaces bloomberg.com/news/articles/…