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Jonathan

@JonathanDitren

Sarcastic by default., honest by force and liar by choice., but also great at conspiracy theories about the world and who governs it. Research Everything.

Katılım Temmuz 2024
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Kevin Szabo
Kevin Szabo@KevinSzabo14·
Someone was telling me earlier I don’t get no b*tches. Explain this bro!?
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.
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y@ysuckme·
whatever you do, avoid ungrateful people
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⭕ Brock Pierson
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
Will you still keep tweeting on here if 𝕏 takes away monetization?
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Jonathan@JonathanDitren·
@Chase i got charged $149.42/3,900,000 Vietnam Dongs for two beers! Please give me my money back!
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Jonathan@JonathanDitren·
@Chase Crazy enough., an America guy answer and right after I said "Hey you are American! Finally!!!" he transfer the call again. FUCK!!!!
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Jonathan@JonathanDitren·
@aditiraaaj @grok Iris scanner was the best, I dont know why Samsung removed it.
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Aditi
Aditi@aditiraaaj·
Hey @grok which one provides better security in 2026?
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Jonathan@JonathanDitren·
@MKBHD By then we should be in Mars preping a BBQ
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Marques Brownlee
May 1 2079: Total solar eclipse directly over NYC
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TaraBull
TaraBull@TaraBull·
"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine out." Thoughts?
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fluttershy
fluttershy@hwrtyed·
just be urself nobody likes u anyway
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Jonathan
Jonathan@JonathanDitren·
@Dexerto I mean, how hard was to get a working visa if the payday was $300k? If he would've completed the project, the IRS was definitely going to look for him, let alone some criminal and fraud charges.
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Dexerto
Dexerto@Dexerto·
YouTuber Mrwhosetheboss says he was “traumatized” after being detained by US Customs while visiting to film a video He revealed he was strip searched, held in a cell with no outside contact, and lost out on a $300,000 project after being sent home
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Sometimes I ask myself if this is true
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Ratatouille
Ratatouille@Hunchoquavo153·
Technology at it's peak.
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Jonathan@JonathanDitren·
@elonmusk The bigger the better is what I've heard
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