Jonathan Elston

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Jonathan Elston

Jonathan Elston

@JonathanElston

I'm a stand up comedian

Katılım Şubat 2009
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Jonathan Elston
Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@barsteward @IAmJamesEllis Thank you! Was obviously a tense and serious situation. Pleased it appeared to have a positive outcome. Hope you enjoyed the show
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@Barsteward@bsky.social
@[email protected]@barsteward·
Props to @IAmJamesEllis for professionalism when an audience member collapsed 2 mins into his standup set tonight. As heckles go, it was pretty effective. It took balls to come back on later, but you stormed it! @JonathanElston showed how important a great compére is to a gig!
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Paul Tonkinson@PaulTonkinson·
Useless from Rashford
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Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@WeGotTickets Any idea when this will be back up? Still not working for me. The potential lost revenue is a bit stressful
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WeGotTickets@WeGotTickets·
We are currently experiencing some issues with our website, and you may find it partially or fully unavailable. We're working to fix this as an urgent priority and hope to be back up and running as soon as possible. We’ll post further updates when ready.
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Paul Tonkinson@PaulTonkinson·
No penalty obvs. Ball had gone.
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Adnan Ahmed
Adnan Ahmed@adnanahmeduk·
@janehill64 @JaneHillNews I once got booked into "hostile environments" training (aka what to do if you're kidnapped). Intended for another Adnan Ahmed. I was producing The Now Show at the time...
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Andy Martin
Andy Martin@fpl_tactician·
So many Captained Haaland this week. I thought it was a riskier pick than Mitrovic. Chelsea Away is still a difficult fixture. If it was just a SGW, I honestly would’ve put the armband on Rashford.
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Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@AXA @axainsurance I made a claim two months ago on my travel insurance via Coverwise and I’ve heard nothing. This is terrible customer service. Portal just says my claim is submitted. Can someone help
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Jonathan Elston
Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@WashDonna I like to think he was playing up too it! However did seem very grumpy. Pleased you enjoyed it
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Donna Washtell
Donna Washtell@WashDonna·
@JonathanElston great gig tonight in deepest darkest Cambridgeshire. Thank you. Loved it... Not sure the artist did!
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Jonathan Elston
Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@BlackHorseLE2 Below the age of 18? I imagine a few million will be in higher education. The rest should be buying tickets to our weekly laugher loft with some of the best comedians in the country performing in an intimate venue
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BlackHorse Aylestone
BlackHorse Aylestone@BlackHorseLE2·
67m UK population Estimated 31m people working. Estimated 11m pensioners 25m difference WOW.
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F R E D D I E@Freddie_Farrell·
I’m very happy Arctic Monkeys seem to be keeping the sound from Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino, because it’s one of the greatest albums ever made. And here’s why 🧵
F R E D D I E tweet media
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〰️@SenseiCarl_·
@shellyfairy1 Nahhhhh it’s way deeper than needy. He’s had dealings with the police with 3 ex girlfriends who said he became insanely coercive. He’s a danger.
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〰️@SenseiCarl_·
Right I’m caught up with Married at First Sight UK. Adrian and Thomas are the best. Not even close. Whitney and Matt fuck off forever. George is a dangerous man who needs to be watched.
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Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@FPLProp Which Keepers do you fancy? It’s pretty uninspiring out there
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Prop Joe
Prop Joe@FPLProp·
You started the season with Ward-Iversen. It’s fine, it’s ok. back then it seemed like a cool idea. But you’re wildcarding after 8 GWs into Iversen-Ward?! At what point do you hand over your log-in details to a responsible adult and call it a season?
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Jonathan Elston
Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@lauralexx Sure you know, but if you fill in a flight compensation form when you get back home you get £220 each back. It’s very simple as well. A small compensation for a really shit situation
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Laura Lexx - Touring NOW!
Laura Lexx - Touring NOW!@lauralexx·
Cool. 5 hour delay to take off and we get to do 3 of them on a plane 😎
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Jonathan Elston@JonathanElston·
@SamMichaelUK Like that you’re not a Salah owner like me. (I’ve had a terrible start to the season nine you)
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Danny Mcloughlin
Danny Mcloughlin@dannymccomedy·
Right telly off. These have got too much sauce up top. Enjoy guys
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F R E D D I E@Freddie_Farrell·
Just a reminder there’s comedy agents out there charging you 15% for gigs you got yourself. Absolute tramps.
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