Jonathan Elston

@barsteward @IAmJamesEllis Thank you! Was obviously a tense and serious situation. Pleased it appeared to have a positive outcome. Hope you enjoyed the show

Props to @IAmJamesEllis for professionalism when an audience member collapsed 2 mins into his standup set tonight. As heckles go, it was pretty effective. It took balls to come back on later, but you stormed it! @JonathanElston showed how important a great compére is to a gig!

@PaulTonkinson He is such a confidence player

Useless from Rashford

@WeGotTickets Any idea when this will be back up? Still not working for me. The potential lost revenue is a bit stressful

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@PaulTonkinson You reckon?

No penalty obvs. Ball had gone.

Tomorrow night, head west - all the way to @renegad3brew - and be treated to some Under Cover Comedy with headliner @NathanCaton, plus @samanthadaytime, Mike Cox and Reading's own @JonathanElston as MC! whatsonreading.com/venues/laughte…

@adnanahmeduk @janehill64 @JaneHillNews Would have been more useful at the Coventry showcase to be fair

@janehill64 @JaneHillNews I once got booked into "hostile environments" training (aka what to do if you're kidnapped). Intended for another Adnan Ahmed. I was producing The Now Show at the time...

@datguyfawwaz @tgv171

@fpl_tactician I went Bruno. Felt like a potential big upswing. Now I have the fear

So many Captained Haaland this week. I thought it was a riskier pick than Mitrovic. Chelsea Away is still a difficult fixture. If it was just a SGW, I honestly would’ve put the armband on Rashford.

@AXA @axainsurance I made a claim two months ago on my travel insurance via Coverwise and I’ve heard nothing. This is terrible customer service. Portal just says my claim is submitted. Can someone help

@WashDonna I like to think he was playing up too it! However did seem very grumpy. Pleased you enjoyed it

@JonathanElston great gig tonight in deepest darkest Cambridgeshire. Thank you. Loved it... Not sure the artist did!

@BlackHorseLE2 Below the age of 18? I imagine a few million will be in higher education. The rest should be buying tickets to our weekly laugher loft with some of the best comedians in the country performing in an intimate venue

67m UK population Estimated 31m people working. Estimated 11m pensioners 25m difference WOW.

@Freddie_Farrell Oh god I’m going to have to try again to get into this album.

I’m very happy Arctic Monkeys seem to be keeping the sound from Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino, because it’s one of the greatest albums ever made. And here’s why 🧵

@SenseiCarl_ @shellyfairy1 I didn’t know this! Makes a lot of sense, something seriously worrying about him

@shellyfairy1 Nahhhhh it’s way deeper than needy. He’s had dealings with the police with 3 ex girlfriends who said he became insanely coercive. He’s a danger.

Right I’m caught up with Married at First Sight UK. Adrian and Thomas are the best. Not even close. Whitney and Matt fuck off forever. George is a dangerous man who needs to be watched.

@FPLProp Which Keepers do you fancy? It’s pretty uninspiring out there

You started the season with Ward-Iversen. It’s fine, it’s ok. back then it seemed like a cool idea. But you’re wildcarding after 8 GWs into Iversen-Ward?! At what point do you hand over your log-in details to a responsible adult and call it a season?

@Freddie_Farrell Bet he roofed it though

Yeah saw McInyre at Jongleurs.

@lauralexx Sure you know, but if you fill in a flight compensation form when you get back home you get £220 each back. It’s very simple as well. A small compensation for a really shit situation

Look at that Mediterranean fuck in the distance.

Cool. 5 hour delay to take off and we get to do 3 of them on a plane 😎

@BryanCrabtree17 Arnason for me was the most talented footballer

@SamMichaelUK Like that you’re not a Salah owner like me. (I’ve had a terrible start to the season nine you)

@dannymccomedy I think you’ll win

Right telly off. These have got too much sauce up top. Enjoy guys

@Freddie_Farrell I’d only they actually replied to bookers

Just a reminder there’s comedy agents out there charging you 15% for gigs you got yourself. Absolute tramps.