Jonathan Proud

"We go for all humanity," astronaut Reid Wiseman said as they launched. The Artemis programme is costing $90 billion. To rebuld Gaza would cost $70 billion. So four people are going round the moon.

@SagaUK Trying to view/amend a car insurance quote: "An unhandled error has occurred: can't access property "policyPeriodStatus_Ext", e.baseData is undefined" Please fix the original error and the error in the error handling.

@BBCSpringwatch Eider ducks!

@TUIKU1s scam

@TUIUK Have you stopped flights from East Midlands to Santorini this year? Can't find any flights until 2026 on your website.

@domdyer70 @LeagueACS @ProtectTheWild_ @HuntSabs and where have all our reptiles gone? birdguides.com/articles/other…

A cruel sport for the elite that results in rampant wildlife crime on shooting estates & an ecological disaster in our countryside as millions of game birds escape the gun & compete for food with native bird species @LeagueACS @ProtectTheWild_ @HuntSabs

@Ultrafrog17 Maybe he's been 'short' share dealing, just a thought.

Omg. Crowdstrike CEO starts panicking and choking on his words when the media asks him why a single content update could shut down the entire system. Look at how nervous this man is. What is he hiding?

@BBCSpringwatch Badgers take their time (this went on for 15 minutes)...

It’s that time of year folks…love is in the air 💕😘 We want to kick off this year's Watch Out with a bang 💥 #Springwatch 🐣🌱🌸 📸 Cuckoos mating: Vince Cowell – Flickr

@BBCSpringwatch Last year I saw a badger chasing a fox away from the sett. This year the tables are turned and it’s the fox that’s harassing the badgers. The motivation seems to be the same – protecting cubs. It’s a bit of a cheek though – who’s sett is it anyway?

We want to see your wild and wonderful wildlife encounters! 🦊 Have you spotted a creature in a strange spot? Or seen unusual colouring on a critter? 😱 Post your pictures below, and they could be featured on the show! #bbcspringwatch 📸 Blackbird by Nigel Bampton on Flickr

@Number10cat We could just pop them on the ferry back to France - that's a safe country. But I suppose that's too obvious.

The UK government has given a quarter of a billion pounds of your money to Rwanda, which works out as a quarter of a billion pounds for every 0 asylum seekers removed from the UK.

@Number10cat Have you been removing rats from the sinking cabinet?

Politicians come and go and their careers almost always end in failure, disgrace, or both. As a cat I’m here to stay and pass judgement x

@domdyer70 They all pose a threat to people and animals. Every owner thinks their dog is safe, until it kills someone.

I doubt anyone will be safer as a result of this change to list of banned dogs but I can be certain it will lead to more bully XLs being given up & euthanised that pose no threat to people or animals bbc.co.uk/news/uk-672738…

@8outof10bats Dead Man's Fingers in a Derbyshire woodland #8OutOf10Bats

Are you seeing any cool fungi? Send us your photos using #8OutOf10Bats, the wackier the better!

@michaelastracha @channel5_tv I know the water companies have a lot to answer for, but whoever is flushing all this stuff down the toilet needs to stop. Where's the campaign and the legislation to get it stopped?

Question:where am I & what am I standing on? Answer: Wet Wipe Island near Hammersmith Bridge Thames River!I know!Shocking!A whole island made from wet wipes flushed down the toilet in the capital city of a 1st World Country!Find out more Wed @channel5_tv 7pm ‘Swimming In Sewage’

@ChrisGPackham @MeganMcCubbin Wish I could be there, but Beeching closed the local railway line, the buses to Derby don't connect with the trains and the trains are probably on strike anyway.

We’re here outside DEFRA HQ in London until 2pm today . . . 1 in 6 species at risk of extinction in the UK is simply not acceptable – join us ! @MeganMcCubbin | #RestoreNatureNow

@WildlifeMag Interesting. I saw this on a Lobed Argiope web in Greece.

Why do some webs have ‘signatures’? discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/i…

Spring in a Derbyshire woodland... @DerbysWildlife @BBCSpringwatch #Springwatch

I live 15 miles from a Barclays branch. I can pay a cheque in at the Post Office down the road, but it has to be in a special envelope that I can only get at the bank! You couldn’t make it up. Oh wait, someone did. Maybe provide the envelopes in the Post Office @BarclaysUK ??

@Number10cat It's raining cats and dogs

Long to reign over us… #Coronation

18 months ago I bought a house with a shitlawn. Here's what it looks like now... @Shitlawns