Jonathan Pearce

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

@xandvt We missed you today 😢 but thanks so much for meeting us outside! We’re on our way home to watch some of your episodes. We will be back to see you! @DoctorChrisVT

We are doing our absolute best to keep the show on the road. A huge number of productions have gone down in the west end due to covid. Thanks so so much for everyone’s love and patience and support.

Huge thanks to a few people: - the ouch team members who did their LFTs to keep us safe despite the sadness of cancelling a show - the ENTIRELY new crew who picked up the show in 2 hours and pulled it off at 2pm 🤯 - the @NimaxTheatres staff who managed the returns & rebookings

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

@xandvt @DoctorChrisVT Sounds good! Fingers crossed 🤞😃

@JonathanPearceS @DoctorChrisVT We are trying!! Perhaps Easter? 🤞🤢🤮💩💩💩🤗🤗🤗🤗

@DoctorChrisVT @xandvt Morning Dr’s. Will you be doing more live shows in the near future? (UK)

STOP THE COUNT

Regarding those 128 fake #NHS Staff accounts posting for 'Herd Mentality' and support of the Govt that were set up by @DHSCgovuk or their marketing agency ... Posts were sent using Hootsuite, a mass-posting tool. Account registered to 1 person with 4 assigned contributors.

“If you are irresponsible enough to think that you don’t mind if you get the flu, remember it’s not about you - it’s about everybody else.” Intensive care specialist Professor Hugh Montgomery explains why this coronavirus is different from the ordinary flu.

@Baddiel cunt wait to go home

2-0. Blow the whistle ref #GE2019 #UKElection

When you're not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are doing quite nicely, vote for a better life for others.

If you're not sure who to vote for, watch this.

@JoshuaFunnell2 Hi pal! If it was fb I may have missed it :/

trying hard to not become a mawkish, sentimental parody of 'a very online labour guy', but fuckin hell jeremy

@JoshuaFunnell2 scrapping the student nurse bursary

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The Belgian head of research at Ofsted who has worked in the UK for more than 20 years has been rejected today for settled status. The way our government is treating the @the3million Europeans in the UK is disgraceful and will hurt us for years to come. bbc.co.uk/news/education…