Jonathan Thymius

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Jonathan Thymius

@JonathanThymius

Actor, Comedian, Last Comic Standing Finalist, Loafer, Quitter, Deadbeat and Slouch.

Los Angeles Katılım Şubat 2009
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Jonathan Thymius
Jonathan Thymius@JonathanThymius·
I hypnotized a dear with my headlights. He was trying to get over his crossing the road habit.
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Jonathan Thymius@JonathanThymius·
@AndyRichter With crosses swinging from their necks. Wonder how Jesus would have felt having these two Karen’s representing him…
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Jonathan Thymius@JonathanThymius·
Can’t we all just get a long __________.
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Jonathan Thymius@JonathanThymius·
@dhlovelife I’m in! (Remember me, I handcuffed you in the Adam’s Family Reunion but they used the other guy because I was too tall. I was crushed although I think I’m over it now… no I’m not!) Love to you & Neil!
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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets·
At least seven conservative radio hosts and high-profile anti-mask and anti-vaccine advocates have died from COVID-19 in recent weeks: Dick Farrel Phil Valentine Marc Bernier Robert David Steele Caleb Wallace Pressley Stutts Bob Enyart Please let me know if I missed anyone.
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Rose McGowan's allegation against First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom comes only two days before Election Day ktla.com/news/local-new…
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Paula Poundstone@paulapoundstone·
I told ‘em last night in Munhall, PA, and I’m telling ‘em tonight in Buffalo.
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Angry Staffer@Angry_Staffer·
I don’t usually share Trump statements, but he’s trying to delete this one. Twitter, do your stuff.
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Paula Poundstone@paulapoundstone·
I had to put off my morning improvements. I had other shit I had to do. So, I combined 'em, I did, with my night time improvements: 37 jumping jacks; 37 push-ups leaning on the counter; 37 squats; 37 push-ups on my knees; 19 real push-ups; + 3 min. plank. All x2.
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John Cleese@JohnCleese·
Watch this. It's unbelievable
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SledgePainter@SledgePainter·
@Lukewearechange We are forced to draw the line. If we don't, we lose all of our basic human freedoms. Once they can mandate medical procedures on you, your family, or fellow man, they will own you.
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Luke Rudkowski@Lukewearechange·
Protests against mandatory vaccines in Paris
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Dennis Romero@dennisjromero·
Mayor Garcetti, who has said his city needs him and he wouldn't leave, just said in a statement, 'When your nation calls, you answer that call.'
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