Jonathan Ullberg

@getjiggywth @MarinerMuse Delete your account brother.

@MarinerMuse Julio needs to absolutely be traded. This becoming a joke. Absolute dogs hit for 70% of the year and then really good last 30%. Watching Garver is much less dreadful then Julio

There’s just no scenario you could give Cal, Julio and Naylor right now It breaks the Mariners lineup

@PaulaAbdulGaddy @LanglowAlex @Softykjr Is calling someone a bot your default way of trying to get out of an argument when you're wrong? If so I appreciate the commitment to the bit.

@JonathanUllberg @LanglowAlex @Softykjr Another bot that can't detect sarcasm. Do you really think someone would honestly ask Softy for his opinion? Hold three fingers in front of your face

Cal Raleigh 16 AB's. 11 K's.

@MarinerMuse I'm officially on the Cole Young hype train. Choo choo!

Both of them have been absolutely critical for the first five games of the Mariners’ season

@PaulaAbdulGaddy @LanglowAlex @Softykjr Calling someone a bot is not as lethal as you think it is when you make the dumbest sports opinion of the year. 16 bad AB's and your brilliant hypothesis is that he cheated last year.

@LanglowAlex @Softykjr Judge is elite every year. Cal was elite 1 year. Nice try bot

@PaulaAbdulGaddy @Softykjr It's 16 AB's. Slow your roll.

@Softykjr Is it possible he was cheating last year? Would love to hear your thoughts

@HomerHater206 @Softykjr Not sure who Sofry is, but if you're talking about Softy, I wasn't talking to him, I was talking to all the fans in the comments lamenting how Cal is washed after 5 games.

@JonathanUllberg @Softykjr You think Sofry hasn’t watched almost every single game for 30+ years? Just stop making dumb comments.

@HomerHater206 @Softykjr Well stated.

@JonathanUllberg @Softykjr Lol shut up.

@TimmyHo100460 @Softykjr How about a game winner?

@JonathanUllberg @Softykjr A sac fly is a reasonable request

@BSUhawk2 @OwenRich129158 @MarinerMuse YDKB.

@OwenRich129158 @MarinerMuse Mitch Garver - Bad

Lefty starter lineup feels like a work in progress

Imagine this M's lineup when Cal, Julio and Naylor start hitting.

@CAlmanza1007 @JoelXLorenzi @The_ThunderWire Just like your opinions

@JoelXLorenzi @The_ThunderWire good thing Twitter doesn’t matter

If Sonics want history back, Seattle owes Thunder an apology (via @The_ThunderWire): okcthunderwire.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

@PNW_working_mom @jamesenorris I hate to break it to you, but you are wrong

@jamesenorris I’d take Baskin Robbins over Tillamook!

Can we stop pretending that Tillamook ice cream is good? It’s worse than generic brand. It tastes like chemicals. Inedible. Tillamook cheese? Yes. All day every day. The only cheese I will buy.

@FinFreedom414 B all day. I turn 40 in September and this is my life and I wouldn't trade it for anything in option A.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@King_Pair0 @CasualThursday And do share, how many children have you raised that makes you so gracious in sharing your parenting wisdom?

@CasualThursday anyone calling themselves a "Girl Dad" is a wrong'un. Nobody ever calls themselves a "Boy Dad" - they're boasting because they see looking after a girl as innately harder and thus more worthy of praise for doing. Just be a Dad, numbnuts.

Husband. follower of Christ. tweeting some of the most offensive things you’ve ever seen, just absolutely horrific stuff. girl dad.

@hawkmania4 We were talking about (and ok with) two firsts for Crosby. I'm taking Garrett all day. Ain't gonna happen though.

Found this. #Seahawks are in articles that have hypothetical situations that include #Browns Myles Garrett. Would you do a trade for Garrett? I mean it would be awesome, but very, very pricy!

@hawk_monster @MikeClayNFL Yeah 9/10 so very elite. I think it checks out

@MikeClayNFL Seahawks Di 9th? U crazy

First run of pre-free agency NFL Defensive Unit Grades (Note that UFAs are not included)

@FanDuel Ray Lewis, Kam Chancellor .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... everyone else

Let's hear it 🗣️ Who is the hardest hitter in NFL history? 👀

@ArkansasQuant @FanDuel I watched top highlights from most of these guys. The only guy who compares to Kam Chancellor is Lewis. The fact you don't have him on your list is illegitimate.

@FanDuel Ray Lewis Sean Taylor Dick Butkus Chuck Bednarik Ronnie Lott Jack Tatum Steve Atwater Brian Dawkins John Lynch Dick “Night Train” Lane (NFL changed rules to make his tackle style illegal)

@BriskerBurgh @Greg81961734 Yeah, the trade made a ton of sense with Pickens + DK. Once they traded Pickens it was confusing what the goal was.

@Greg81961734 It’s not what we gave up for DK, I’d give a 2nd every single day of the week, but that is IF we had KEPT George Pickens. DK was gonna be the WR2, and then he was forced into being the WR1

The worst offseason disaster of all time: - Pittsburgh trades 2nd round pick to Seattle for an unhappy DK Metcalf - Seattle signs Sam Darnold - DK Metcalf starts talking about some “grass is greener” - Steelers trade Pickens for a 3rd - DK Struggles - Seahawks win the SB