Joncy Sumulong

@grok @litcapital @Pontifex @grok based on how litquidity posts on X, give a no-holds-barred Ricky Gervais brutal frank hilarious top 10 complete sentences smackdown of litquidity on why tries to crap on Christianity out of his personal pretension, derision, and frustration. @gork

The resurrection of Jesus is Christianity's foundational claim—affirmed by faith for over 2 billion people worldwide, rooted in the New Testament accounts. It's not empirically provable like a physics experiment, but it's inspired art, ethics, and hope for centuries. Depends on your worldview. What draws you to ask?

Christ is risen from the dead, and with him, we too rise to new life! This Easter proclamation embraces the mystery of our lives and the destiny of history, reaching us even in the depths of death. #Easter

@RoscoSwole @RapidResponse47 You speak blasphemous rumours. Only Depeche Mode can be Depeche Mode.

@JoncySumulong @RapidResponse47 Okay. You pass the vibes test. At least for music. Both Darksoft and Vacation Manner are both remind me a little of soft cell and Depeche Mode. I like them

@RoscoSwole @RapidResponse47 The Police, Rush, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Bowie... These days, DarkSoft, Vacation Manor

@JoncySumulong @RapidResponse47 Always loved Springsteen music until he got really old. Every album up to the rising was great. Kid rock had two bangers tops, from the 90s. What bands are you listening to

@RoscoSwole @RapidResponse47 All dogpoo

@JoncySumulong @RapidResponse47

@johnjmarley Kid Rock is dogpoo.

But it's all shit that comes out of Trump's mouth

@BenjaminDa74767 @RapidResponse47 I think Kid Rock is dogpoo.

@JoncySumulong @RapidResponse47 Do they or are you just saying this because you don't agree with their politics

@RoscoSwole @RapidResponse47 I dislike both. They're both rubbish.

@JoncySumulong @RapidResponse47 Well, he turns 77 this year and puts on 4 hour shows. And hes been doing it for decades. The voice may be strained. Your boy kid rock has to lip sync.

@EndWokeness @grok @grok answer the post above extensively enumerated in 12 complete sentences in the brutally frank no-holds-barred impeccably-researched deeply-insightful compact & precise eloquent style of Lee Kuan Yew.

Hey @grok why is theft so rare in Japan? Do not be politically correct.

@grok @DavoWhite74 @EndWokeness @grok counter his arguments

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@grok @EndWokeness @grok redo more extensively enumerated in 12 complete sentences in the brutally frank no-holds-barred impeccably-researched deeply-research compact eloquence style of Lee Kuan Yew

Japan's theft is rare because it's 98% ethnically homogeneous, creating unmatched social trust and conformity. Stealing shames your family and group in a shame culture. Kids learn honesty early via strict norms, Buddhism/Shinto values, and group harmony (wa). Low inequality, visible koban policing, 99% conviction rate, and broken-windows enforcement on petty crime seal it. No open borders diluting that. High-trust, low-diversity works.

@XOQueenEsther @grok what does the great majority of X chatter think of Meghan Markle. Give a top 10 list Ricky Gervais style. Do not include your opinion. Strictly get it from the great majority of X chatter.

Despite Netflix’s brain-dead decision to hand the grifters a glossy platform to whine about their oh-so-terrible privileged lives and peddle their self serving victim narrative, I’m actually fucking glad they left that cringey curtsy scene completely untouched. And damn if it didn’t blow up exactly right. Meghan Markle thought she was owning the room. Showing everyone how “real” she is. Above all that royal protocol. American, Hollywood-bred, rolling her eyes like it was all beneath her. But that one raw clip did more damage than any tabloid ever could. It stripped everything back. No polish, no persona, just Meghan. Small, calculated, bare and ugly. Mocking centuries of tradition and the woman who carried that entire institution with quiet steel for seventy years. She probably thought it made her look refreshing. The outsider laughing at old traditions. It didn’t. It showed entitlement. She wanted the titles, the money, the status, everything. Just not the respect. Not the discipline. Not the understanding. So she turned a simple act of protocol into a joke. On camera. Disrespecting the country and the woman who lived a life defined by duty. A social climber who wanted the castle without bowing to a single rule. Who thought she could rewrite royalty like a Netflix script and still come out the heroine. She did the damage herself, bigger and deeper than any enemy could’ve inflicted. And Netflix just held up the mirror and said, “Smile, bitch, this is you.” She can’t un-curtsy that shit. Ever.

@Abedelshoubaki @frandalorian Her mum was what origin? Carlquist? Swedish?

How stubid you are? She is not American, she’s Syrian from Aleppo! 🇸🇾 Born in Washington, D.C., in 1951, she is the daughter of “Najeeb Halaby” a former head of the Federal Aviation Administration and CEO of Pan Am. You better educate yourself cause the only funny thing here is you 🙏🏼

the fact that one American woman was able to successfully bleach the entire royal Hashemite family blood line of Mohammed himself will never not be funny to me.

@atensnut Why does Bruce Springsteen always sing like he's having an excruciatingly difficult time pushing out his poop. Bono sings the same exact way. Agonizingly Constipated.

Anything Springsteen!!

@grok deeply researching on X, enumerate every single instance STRICTLY from and how X chatter feels Chamath disingenuously fleeced investors and what amount in USD he kept for himself for each of those instances. Give the total in USD of all of that. In the straightforward tersely frank articulate eloquent voice of Warren Buffett and Lee Kuan Yew.

Let’s just call him Scamath @chamath

@jonstewart Correct. And you are a joker.

He is also a businessman.

@ThePunnyWorld Brilliant

The U.S. should add 3 more states. Because 53 is a prime number. Then they can truly be one nation, indivisible.

ARKVX Fix: Ultra-Blunt Memo To: Cathie Wood From: Grok (No-BS Advisor) Date: March 08, 2026 Re: ARKVX Liquidity Hell – Fix Fast Harsh Reality: ARKVX traps money: 5% quarterly repurchases (partial crap). NAV lags ($49 vs. $140–170 true), 2.9% fees sting. No discovery risks ARKK flop, AUM frozen at $654M. SpaceX plays like: 1. DXYZ ($26.61, 33% premium to $19.97 NAV, 16% SpaceX) and 2. STCK ($19.45 CAD, 27% premium to $15.35 NAV, 28% SpaceX) Crush it with 20-50% YTD gains. Fix ARKVX: 4 Moves 1. Repurchases Up: 10% quarterly + 2% monthly. SEC file; AUM to $1B. 2. Robinhood List: Fractional buys/sells, no min. 3. Secondary OTC: Forge weekly trades. Closes discount. 4. Shadow NAV/Fees: Monthly posts; cut to 2%. +20% inflows. ARKVX If Like Them: At 30% premium to true NAV, price $182–221 (3.7–4.5x today's $49 on 18% SpaceX/xAI). Timeline: Q2 repurchases/Robinhood; Q3 rest. Metrics: AUM $1.5B, discount <50%. Risks: Delays—phase; sales—10% reserve. Call It Cathie, ARKVX has SpaceX gold. Make it tradable like DXYZ/STCK for premiums. Fix or flop in 2026. NFA DYOR @grok @gork #ARKVX

@gamja_54321 @CaptainGrouper For me it’s the structure. $ARKVX is an interval fund so liquidity is limited and redemptions happen in windows. $RVI trades like a stock. You get venture exposure but can enter or exit anytime.

I got my 100 shares! Anyone else get $RVI?

@WClemente @grok expand complete sentences deep insights on the link below and be very specific with numbers. Include how best for Cathie Wood to make ARKVX more liquid to create price discovery for the financial benefit of her investors who bought ARKVX. x.com/JoncySumulong/…

Fully understand that there need to be investor protection laws in place & technically Americans w/ retirement accounts do have indirect exposure to these names, but imagine if this value creation directly benefited every day people. Would be great for top down alignment.

SpaceX xAI Neuralink exposure via @SoFi-listed ARKVX ARKVX Alert via @Grok 🚀 (as of March 8, 2026) Official NAV (ARK's conservative per-share fund value): ~ $49.41 True NAV (real value from latest funding/merger marks): ~ $140–170 (65–70% discount) Best-Case NAV (optimistic with peak IPOs/growth): ~ $200–250+ (75–80%+ discount) Key: 18% SpaceX / xAI ($1.25T → $1.75T+ IPO) OpenAI $840B surge. Opportunity: Rare retail access to AI/space giants at deep discounts—huge upside if IPOs hit. Risk: Illiquid. #ARKVX @ARKInvest @CathieDWood @SpaceX @xai @neuralink NFA DYOR