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Where do you want your gold post box Keely?

Five years young, already lived through two relegations, one promotion, one administration, one lost training ground, one lost squad, one near-liquidation and bloody Covid. I thought mascots were supposed to be lucky? 🤣 Happy birthday, Crusty! 🎂 #wafc x.com/JuniorLatics/s…

@PKendrickWIG I need to get hold of the official brilliant walk on montage

I can't believe this was recorded 43 years ago, no autotune, no playbacks, just pure talent

@RealDeniseWelch My better half & myself aren’t involved in theatre or show business in any way and we had the best time at the @hopemilltheatre. Bloody great performances by Denise and Matthew. Cheers for a cracking evening 👏🏻 👏🏻

Mate. Seriously. It's Newport County.

@NoContextLeigh The original cassettes were left in the display cases 🙄

Breaking my own self imposed embargo of this place because my ego just had to share my appearance on #Mastermind starring and editing by the fabulous @jenbanks_ don’t come at me. 🤷‍♂️

Is this true?

😂😂😂 even nuns are at it 😂😂😂

Here is…MORE Names In Songs, best of the year. Enjoy x @BBC6Music @BBCSounds

Here is…Names In Songs, best of the year. Enjoy x @BBC6Music @BBCSounds

@NoContextLeigh 😝

Two years ago today, a unique prize was on offer…

Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout. You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone. I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already 🛒 filled my cart 🛒 emptied my cart 🛒 scanned the items 🛒refilled my cart and so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying "umm - Excuse me " as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store. You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be. I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you. • If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's vour problem not mine. • Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities. YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING. YOU DON'T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU. Signed ....All of us These are jobs that are needed to have for young and old

Also again, when pro footballer say fans who boo aren't proper fans they seem to forget fans are the ONLY people who have paid to be in the stadium. Not the players, media, officials, guests. Fans. Fans alone pay to watch it. If it stinks they are entitled to let it be known OK?

@BeeNetwork I have used the new Bee network for the first time. Completely shambolic and it’s cost me double what I used to pay on vantage. @AndyBurnhamGM you have meddled with a below par service and turned it into a joke.

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

Brilliant

@LaterYouth great set at Academy 3 last night. Will look for future dates and music

@joncoopertweets No 👋🏽

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