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@Microinteracti1 @guse_guse Missed opportunity. If they'd said: 1. Russia leaves. Completely. 2. We'll give Donald Trump a few dollars and something shiny Trump might have gone for it.

@JaydaBF More importantly, unlike you, he's a decent human being.

‘Englishman’ 🙄

@TheTweetOfGod @rickygervais @AndrewGold_ok But according to @rickygervais you don't exist so he moves up a place. No he just has to prove Attenborough is also a figment of our collective imagination . . .

@rickygervais @AndrewGold_ok YES! I BEAT YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Room for improvement @rickygervais

@brettruganalyst These stats - apart from two - make it look like a pretty close game! The two exceptions are line breaks and yellow cards, both of which had a pretty significant impact on the game. How many points did Saints score against 14 men?

127 point Rugby Match: 94-33..... yes you read that right. Northampton hammer Bristol. - 19 - 22m entries is huge. Big performance from Pollock.

@HackBlackburn I'd say the same applies, more often than not, to a nine-darter in darts. Once your opponent has hit six consecutive 60s, the leg is probably done so you might as well will them on to get the last 141!

The lovely thing about 147s - unique in sport I think - is that your opponent is willing you on to do it.

@RosbifsRugby @bronquistador No shortage of camera angles there then!

🟨 Is this the most bizarre yellow card EVER!? Thought you’d seen it all…? Pro D2 delivering again on a wild Friday evening! Kylian Jaminet on the receiving end of some French rugby insanity 😂 🎥 Credit: @bronquistador

Stormy Daniels said she had sex with Trump. Trump said that never happened. So who are we supposed to believe? The dumb blonde with the big tits or Stormy Daniels?

@WheresTommyV @DeanSaint5 Hopefully that will be enough to beat them at Twickenham!

@DeanSaint5 Hadn’t thought of that, Dean. Crazy!

FULL-TIME! Saints 41-38 Bath. This time it's Saints who win it late on. Smith holds his nerve to slot the winning penalty. Credit to Bath for responding throughout, but it's Saints who get the job done. Tommy Freeman with two hat-tricks against Bath in as many PREM games. Class.

@tomcolicchio I think you're being harsh. Given that he is, according to him, the exact same height and weight as Muhammed Ali in his prime, surely it's not too hard to imagine him as a Tom Brady or Dan Marino.

Please produce one photo of him in a football uniform in a team photo, Halloween costumes don’t count.

@LakotaMan1 @TriciaOfford There's no light where he's going. Just an awful lot of heat . . .

This useless geriatric piece of shit had the audacity to call President Biden “Sleepy Joe.” Why does this fucker keep waking up? Go to the light old man. Go to the light.

When Trump tries to read aloud from the Bible someone should substitute the Epstein Files. He won't know the difference but he'll be thrilled so see his name so many times

@RugbyInsideLine No disrespect to Calouri, who I agree is an exceptional prospect, but I reckon most of the Ampthill XV could have shone against that woeful Sale team. Absolutely shameful performance.

💫 Not sure Noah Caluori is going to be heading back to Ampthill any time soon... The England squad is calling for Air Caluori. Has to be in the squad this summer and a permanent starter for Sarries. Generational talent.

@CharlieFelix Was surprised Fin wasn't in the mix for MoM. His goalkicking was sublime too.

Report from Sandy Park. Flawed but fun game for Exeter’s new owners to enjoy. Fin Smith 20 tackles, two assists and the winner. Tom Litchfield and Callum Chick also excellent. Greg Fisilau relentless and Campbell Ridl is a proper player. thetimes.com/sport/rugby-un…

Maybe before the Pope starts lecturing this administration on religion, he should try watching Pulp Fiction. Does he even know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.

IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?

“The Strait of Hormuz is open and the sailors are having a wonderful time”

@CorkYou @utterlybgroovy @PatriotSassy Love the fact she criticises the Pope for being a Liberal! She would be really triggered if she read some of the woke stuff that Jesus bloke said!

@PatriotSassy Then you haven’t been a practicing Catholic your entire life. He never even said anything polical. You people are the biggest fucking snowflake cultists on the planet.

I am a practicing Catholic. Have been all my life, waaaayyyy over half a century. But I’ve had it with these damn popes getting political!! I couldn’t stand Pope Francis. 😤 We catholics are taught to believe that the pope is divinely chosen. That he is infallible. But I’m sorry, this one and the last one are hardly infallible. 😒 I had hopes for Leo but I had also heard that he was a liberal early on. Already, I can see he’s no better than Francis. Please, stop making Catholics feel like we have to choose. Because I’ll choose Jesus always, but you are NOT Jesus!! I will NOT change my stance on my president! I will support him, however, the one thing I CAN control? How much money I put in the kitty every week. 💰 And right now, I’m not putting ANY money in that’s intended for Rome. Until the holy father stays out of our politics, he gets not one. red. cent. from me! His job is to lead people to Christ like a shepherd, not to “pontificate” on @POTUS @DonaldTrump! @Pontifex

As a doctor, I would simply like to observe that we do not, routinely, conduct ward rounds with a flock of attending bald eagles, nor assess patients with bolts of light emanating from our palms, nor have satanic angels rising from our toupees. Other than that, the AI pic of Dr Trump was spot on.