A Cook with a Book

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@AzaliahmosesM @ASeitwaerts @MrEddieTarazona @BBCWorld I literally have no idea what point you are trying to make. I was just sharing some relevant information that appeared in the OP.

@ASeitwaerts @JonyWardley @MrEddieTarazona @BBCWorld We equally know who did it in slavery

'The gravest crime against humanity': What does the UN vote on slavery mean? bbc.in/48cpV0a

@MrEddieTarazona @BBCWorld Since 1952, Germany has paid more than $80bn (£60bn) to Jewish victims of the Nazi regime, including payments to Israel.

@BBCWorld Well, I guess Nazi Germany wasn’t so bad after all according to the UN.

@PickliciousF He's a shark.

I’m so ashamed that I signed this deal! Everyone knows I’m a brilliant businesscat-entrepreneur but I was distracted & I didn’t work out the very complicated sums properly

@AgathaChocolats Shortsighted Gramma's kitties provide such comfort

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

@4gottnHistory Alexa

What do you think this is?

@DailyMail Well get her out of it. It's been ages.

Air Canada flight attendant who survived horror LaGuardia crash by being thrown 330 feet from plane still in her seat, as pilot, 30, who died is named trib.al/oevpEfJ

@BBCNews Church: Your request for a strong and meaningful bond is important to us. However, all our angels are busy right now. Press one to leave a prayer. Press two to return to the main menu.

Prince William keen to build 'strong and meaningful' bond with Church bbc.in/4uM3hW6

@TheFigen_ My cat's birthday party

No way! On what occasion would you wear this?

@Pixie1z Retired

Can you think of one?

@AHighHorseman @mirage062004 @AngelMD1103 You're just greedy

@mirage062004 @JonyWardley @AngelMD1103 There was exactly no chaos in that video

This went from normal to chaotic REAL fast… An Uber driver said everything was fine until he picked up one passenger who immediately seemed off. While he was on a hands-free call, she suddenly claimed she felt unsafe, called customer service, and even asked them to involve the police. Then it got worse… she refused to get out of the car, saying she was afraid he’d drive off with her package in the trunk. What started as a routine ride turned into a complete standoff. If you were the driver, what would you do in that situation, wait it out, or call the police yourself to remove her? And who do you think is actually in the wrong here?

@mirage062004 @AHighHorseman @AngelMD1103 Nothing. He's just getting on his high horse.

@AHighHorseman @AngelMD1103 What was unrealistic about the caption?

@JaneFallon @CatSteadman Nice tattoo 👌

So… I had my op today. I’m feeling remarkably fine, which is possibly the drugs & that might also explain why I’m cross eyed in pic 4). I had quite a lovely couple of hours drinking tea & reading the brilliant @CatSteadman ‘s new one (more on that later

@otokyo__ Join Maga?

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@sweet_nector1 Yep. 100%. I've got one in my garage.

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@EricIdle Yeah? And Harold did a lazy cruise to battle with William. We get it! Everything is/was/will be a lie until the next truth comes along. How about just stating 'we don't know' until we know. Just say 'another possibility could be...' We have zero certainty + infinite possibility

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@Cerra__ @seanonolennon Don't fall for the old cause and effect conspiracy nonsense. I had little exposure to Barney. Yet civilisation still fell. Maybe if he wasn't purple, things could have been different.

@seanonolennon Barney truly was the beginning of the downfall of civilization.

This is because I said Barney the dinosaur sucked.

@stargazeruk7 Eels

@lucasfrance151 @NiallStanage @BlueDash12 They will be.

@NiallStanage @BlueDash12

Startling moment even by Trump’s standards, egging Speaker Mike Johnson on to talk about GOP Rep. Neal Dunn’s health diagnosis. Johnson hedges a bit and Trump interjects that Dunn was told he’d be dead by June. Johnson: Ok, that wasn’t public.

@mattford @russellcrowe Nice. How you gonna help?

@russellcrowe I watched it last night. I’ve seen you act in many many productions. This is without question one of your best. From a fellow Aussie - well done sir. You deserve many awards for this and I help you receive them.

Hey, So Nuremberg is on Netflix now. In the cinema across South America, check local listings. Soon in Germany. It’s a great cast. Leo Woodall, Rami Malek, Colin Hanks, Mark O’Brien, Richard E. Grant, and the mighty Michael Shannon.

@itvnews Heaven knows I'm not miserable now

Morrissey calls off Valencia concert after local festival caused him 'sleep deprivation' itv.com/news/2026-03-1…