Jooby
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Jooby
@JoobyAndFriends
21 — Acting; I do it — 🩷💜💙

Would you join her ? (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ?! #livingmachine


@iloveairbagged 5 dollars i have more hours on huniepop than he has on wukong

My dear front-end developers (and anyone who’s interested in the future of interfaces): I have crawled through depths of hell to bring you, for the foreseeable years, one of the more important foundational pieces of UI engineering (if not in implementation then certainly at least in concept): Fast, accurate and comprehensive userland text measurement algorithm in pure TypeScript, usable for laying out entire web pages without CSS, bypassing DOM measurements and reflow

Remember when Speed tried doing a backflip to impress his girl but he fell on his desk 😭😭

Working amongst the youths makes me feel like I'm constantly dodging strays


@axiochrono it's always best to leave your writing just vague enough. otherwise you're just shackling yoursellf down and painting yourself into a corner. my favorite example of this rule is never use actual numbers when you could be saying "a few" or "many".

A relationship is a very long conversation. Don’t date people you don’t like talking to.



"The curtains are blue actually" LOOOOOL


If Netanyahu was dead, Trump would’ve blurted it out by accident already
















