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@Danny_McMoomins In the Roy Hodgson school of voices

Justin Rose. Terrible voice, good egg. Make of that what you will.

Has there ever been a jammier twat at #TheMasters than Cameron Young? Fucking hell!

@Kevin_Maguire @richardpbacon Needs to 3 times

Richard Tice demanded Angela Rayner quit over £40,000. Will he over £120,000?

@TheGriftReport Fuck off

Keir Starmer jetted off for a four-day luxury family Easter break at a £200-a-night four-star boutique hotel in Valencia, complete with rooftop bar and pool. While lounging in the sun and sipping café con leche in a public square, Trump was issuing ultimatums to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants and warning Tehran they’d be “living in Hell.” Starmer stayed put despite the escalating crisis, five years after he slammed Boris Johnson for holidaying as Kabul fell, declaring: “You cannot coordinate an international response from the beach.” Macron spent the weekend on emergency calls with Trump and Iran’s president. Starmer? Not so much. Priorities

Some stat that. Denis Irwin was better than Cole as well

There are 16 years and 75 days between the ages of Ngumoha (17y 225d) and Salah (33y 300d). It's the biggest age gap between two scorers for #LFC in the same match in the club's entire top-flight history. Previous was 15y 157d between McAllister & Gerrard v Coventry in 2000.

Shane Lowry 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The difference Ngumoha makes is mad. Just that little bit of movement and energy and it makes us look half decent. Two brilliant goals too. Hopefully more of the same second half

Some finish from I Am Maximus wow

@afneil Why are old people obsessed with war and weapons?

ANDREW NEIL: Starmer’s failure to rearm Britain is a national scandal — and will sidelined us for decades to come mol.im/a/15722851

It must have been so weird to pretend they’ve never met

The two moments of any quality we had tonight came from Wirtz. Frimpong offside and Ekitike not hitting it first time. Being dismissed, but he shouldn’t be.

Margaret Thatcher died 13 years ago today. Everything broken in Britain comes from Thatcher. Filthy rivers. Ripoff electricity. Landlords. Trillions in Oil/gas stolen. No Social Housing. All Thatcher's poison.

Bereft of everything. Boring now. Got a ticket for next week. Gonna be an angry Anfield for all the wrong reasons.

@pwj79 Hahaha

Not having Frimpong I’m afraid

3 centre halves and wing backs is never the answer

@LewisSteele_ Gave us the one moment of quality but unfortunately Frimpong didn’t time his run

I've been quite lenient on Florian Wirtz this season as I am certain he will live up to his price tag in the near future. But so many of these games I am left thinking: what does he do? So ineffective and when you cost £100m, you want way, way more.

A twat of a deflection the difference so far. Been alright in the main, like to see us get a bit braver on the attack. Allez das reds as they say in Spain

@naomirwolf They had a torch on board and shone it out the window. It had the power of a million candles