Jordan Weber 🇺🇸

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!” Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

Lmaoo

@GETMOSSED @johnalabban4629 @stoolgambling @ChrisKlemmer @StoolBaseball Technically “New York” is the name of the city, not New York City

@johnalabban4629 @stoolgambling @ChrisKlemmer @StoolBaseball New York Mets and New York Yankees technically should be in this right?

Can @ChrisKlemmer name all 5 MLB teams without a city in their name? @StoolBaseball

performance of the fucking year

‘OBSESSION’ may become one of the only films in history to earn $100M+ on a budget of less than $1M. The film is expected to earn more this weekend than it did in its opening weekend, a rare feat.

He had to have been legit possessed making this

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

The mask is on. The machete is dripping. The massacre has begun. Dead by Daylight: Jason. @JasonUniverse13 06. 16. 26.

🎥 Professor Rashid Khalidi on the dangers of “purity politics” and why meaningful political change requires broad coalitions, strategic alliances, and building power beyond politics as “self-satisfaction.” Khalidi says that if the goal is to stop arms sales, advance divestment, and shift policy, movements cannot remain trapped in a “tiny, ineffective minority.” Source: Shu-Kaman (full interview below).

Gerrit Cole deals 6 scoreless innings in his season debut!

Gerrit Cole is through six scoreless innings on 72 pitches

Welcome back, Gerrit Cole 👏 He has his first strikeout of 2026!

Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees made the following roster moves: •Returned RHP Gerrit Cole (#45) from his rehab assignment and reinstated him from the 15-day injured list. •Reinstated INF/OF José Caballero (#72) from the 10-day injured list.

BREAKING Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has resigned. Per Fox News.

- The Yankees played the Marlins, Angels & Rangers and beat them when they all had .500 or better records. The Marlins had literally won 5 of their first 6 games when they were going into facing the Yankees. All of those teams had winning records. Just because teams start losing for whatever reason after you’ve beaten them isn’t the Yankees fault — things happen. Injuries and things occur. The Rangers right now are 24-25, so if they win their next two games to move to 26-25, then that counts as the Yankees beating a team with a winning record? That’s dumb as hell. Lmfao…Context matters.

@porzl30366 @YankeesPR Dude he has not been good, stop it

@YankeesPR Yeah jones got one of the Yankees few hits tonight but yeah let’s send him down Boone needs to go

Following tonight’s game, the Yankees optioned RHP Yovanny Cruz and OF Spencer Jones to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

@mile_high_gal @volhosis @DangerousThinkg 9 Justices x 3 Branches of Government = 27 Amendments Like wtf 🤣 “In order to remember this one thing, remember these 3 other things”

@Jordan2Weber @volhosis @DangerousThinkg I thought that part was funny too. I kept thinking “that doesn’t make too much sense.”

How many of you can pass the NEW US Citizenship test? You need to get 12 out of 20 to pass Wonder how many in Congress could pass

@volhosis @DangerousThinkg Literally every “easy to remember” tip he gave here was stupid

@DangerousThinkg Your tip for the 13th question is wrong, the Emancipation Proclamation and 13th amendment are not the same. I got 19/20 missed the last question.

@ShowtimeJblock @DangerousThinkg What 🤣

@DangerousThinkg What happens if they know the real answers to these questions? All of these answers are incorrect because they tried to steal our land. You can’t buy land from a country who never owned it

@devdas2514 You’re delusional

Judge is a loser. Will never make it to the hall