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Me, practising in the shower the inspiring, empowering, entertaining interviews I’d give if I was famous;

@SW_Help I would but it's an every day occurrence. At this point it'd be a full time job and I'm already spending my salary on your extortionate prices.

@JordanBlackman Hello, my apologies about this, I would advise making a formal complaint to our customer service team on our website here: southwesternrailway.com/contact-and-he… and they will be able to look into this further and escalate to the relevant team. ^LJ

Is part of the hiring process for @SW_Help to be the most aggressive, unhelpful generally vile people? Just watched a guard start a fight with every passenger he checked the tickets of. Even though they all had tickets. Sir it is 7am. Why start your Monday morning like this?

@macbethsknife @NotTramBraxton L Z7 call Alex Torres. Mum is a very slow.

I am j

@peterjohncox if you get your top off j will

J is me

@JazzStacks So sorry, sold yesterday. Hope you find one!

@JordanBlackman Is this available still by any chance?

Slam dunk south ticket for sale. Sold out event, can't attend but willing to sell to a lovely soul in need! Dm me

@dreamershoteI I AM :) DM me

A statement on my future as the MP for Islington North.

🚨NEW: Over 130,000 people sign up to our campaign against the government's anti-union laws. We won't accept another attack on our frontline workers. The problem in Britain isn't strikes- it's the low wages and conditions that make strikes necessary. wesayenough.co.uk/petition/

@WannabeCarHound @zarahsultana Wonderful thing about modern medicine is that we live longer. Unfortunately an aging population means more medical concerns. The gov should understand this and prepare properly. Funding the nhs!

The richest 177 people in Britain added £55,000,000,000 to their fortunes last year. Their combined wealth now stands at £653,000,000,000. Don't let anyone tell you there's not enough money to fund our NHS, rebuild our public services, and give our key workers a fair pay rise.

In his New Year speech Rishi Sunak urges us to “sacrifice and hard work” What exactly does millionaire Rishi and his billionaire wife know about sacrifice?

Very much hoping my brother will not write a book about us. In 2007, I threw an avocado at him in a temper.

If Rishi Sunak wanted to reform our education system, he would give teachers a decent pay rise, end the privatisation of our universities, and create a National Education Service to provide free lifelong learning for all.

Perhaps he should start with making sure that all pupils can have breakfast.

@jody__s Totally agree! It's been 2 years and I still randomly get celebrity podcasts and men shouting about sports. I mean. Each to their own but that's just not for me 🫢

Daily drive on Spotify would be better if I could pick my news sources or podcasts

Anyone else use @Spotify Daily Drive? I need to know how they come up with the stuff in the playlist. 4 Carly Rae Jepson songs in a row followed by a hello magazine article then talk sport. Is someone hijacking my account? 0 interest in anything on this list.

I had a stroke in January. It sucked. I'm planning to walk the Yorkshire Three Peaks. Please help me fundraise for young stroke survivors with @SameYouOrg, and to help break the silence around brain injury. #SameYou #JustGiving justgiving.com/fundraising/la…

@ItsSuperDan Not Theresa

Who knew Theresa May did stand up?